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dandylion199

if you go to a buffet an the cut you off, I say call the cops!! 11:14 AM May 16th via web
There's no dawn without a night, there's no victory without a fight, there's no rainbow without the rain, there's no happiness without pain! 9:00 AM May 12th via web
@NinjaAttack13 @_ThatGirlMolly take soap, with the rain and all!!! 8:59 AM May 12th via web in reply to NinjaAttack13
does anyone read the bible and if so why do you not believe in it? smh 3:11 PM May 10th via web
SquirrelyMcGee No means no... Now stop creeping me out... 4:41 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by dandylion199
I wonder why people put designs on toilet paper...its not like their going to go wipe and then be like OMG!!! A FLOWER! 8:11 PM May 3rd via web
why young kids have babies with out a job....but has a cell phone, kids need a smack in the head!!! 9:22 PM Mar 28th via web
@SquirrelyMcGee now we can just call you Casper!! 7:27 PM Mar 25th via web in reply to SquirrelyMcGee
A dogs life must really suck........you get to lay around all day and not do a damn ting!! 2:47 PM Mar 16th via web
Driving down the road I saw a hitch hiker holding a sign that said 'Heaven'. So the good person I am, I hit her and hope she made it. 10:40 AM Feb 9th via web
@NinjaAttack13 don't ask God for it because God will give you opportune's to be patience :-/ 8:01 PM Feb 8th via web in reply to NinjaAttack13
I dont understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine Day.The last thing I want is a short,chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon 7:44 PM Feb 8th via web
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? 4:27 PM Jan 26th via web
why hold a grudge, when you can just get even!!! 5:43 PM Jan 24th via web
@SquirrelyMcGee it's cuter then your brother!! 5:40 PM Jan 24th via web in reply to SquirrelyMcGee
@SquirrelyMcGee umm....thanks? lol 10:23 PM Jan 16th via web in reply to SquirrelyMcGee
@SquirrelyMcGee it looks like she has the mumps!! lol 12:18 PM Jan 5th via web in reply to SquirrelyMcGee
Check this video out -- The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses youtube.com/watch?v=GD_puO… via @youtube 7:26 PM Jan 4th via Tweet Button
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