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DanDringle

  1. Too depressed to get off at my correct subway stop HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA I'LL JUST STAY ON UNTIL IT CRASHES PLEASE GOD I HOPE IT CRASHES 2:51 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  2. Dan Dringle Live! - Tonight. The Also-Ran Comedy Hour presents “Dringle Comes Alive” at The Lab at the... tmblr.co/ZWYhGyLipjt5 11:41 AM May 18th via Tumblr
  3. Fucked Donna Summer to death :( 9:27 AM May 17th via Echofon
  4. Women disgust me!!!! tmblr.co/ZWYhGyLTokiJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:43 PM May 15th via Echofon
  5. @MuseumTwenty @TurboGrandma you're stupid. 2:04 PM May 14th via Echofon in reply to MuseumTwenty
  6. Photo: You do the same thing every Sunday. You grab your wallet and your keys and kiss your wife and tell... tmblr.co/ZWYhGyLTokiJ 11:41 AM May 14th via Tumblr
  7. Attending a "Tweet Up" counts as having had a homosexual experience 4:14 PM May 11th via Echofon
  8. If I had to choose my two biggest disappointments they would still both be you #numberthreeisPapaJohns 4:35 PM Apr 19th via Echofon
  9. My new catchphrase is gonna be "wipe it up" #wipeitup 3:00 PM Apr 19th via Echofon
  10. How we doing, ladies? Still disgusting? Ok cool. Wipe it up, giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlz 3:00 PM Apr 19th via Echofon
  11. Couldn't even be bothered to lie to me. 9:44 AM Apr 12th via Echofon
  12. Teen girls fear the power of their bodies the same way Oppenheimer feared the power of the atomic bomb. 3:41 PM Apr 10th via Echofon
  13. RT @PFChangs: Keep sending us those photos of you at P.F. Chang's w/ the tag #pfclunch // ok. 3:27 PM Apr 10th via Echofon
  14. Ass full up of Jesus sexinchrist.com 3:00 PM Apr 9th via Echofon
  15. I give myself to Jesus Christ and all His love and glory. 2:52 PM Apr 9th via Echofon
  16. It's not a noose until it's wrapped around your fucking neck. 4:51 PM Apr 5th via Echofon
  17. So much slut shaming I just threw my back out. 4:14 PM Apr 4th via Echofon
  18. That MadMen show really jumped the Jew last night. 1:28 PM Apr 2nd via Echofon
  19. @NedRampage women can always make time to commit vaginal self terrorism. 2:56 PM Mar 30th via Echofon in reply to NedRampage
  20. How'd that work out for you, women? 2:52 PM Mar 30th via Echofon