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dandonohue

  1. @neillayton Typically when a movie is made about a sports team, it's because they won a championship.
  2. Happy birthday @seattlebeergirl! What's getting poured tonight?
  3. @darrenrovell Ticketmaster? So you're saying they're $26, $31, and $41.
  4. Catty gym girls make me feel bad about my own shit-talking.
  5. "I told her that she needs to work on some conditioning... and drink water once in awhile." #CattyGymGirls
  6. "My friend Bailey, like, came back from Thanksgiving literally 30 lbs heavier." #CattyGymGirls
  7. This is her self portrait. Apparently she's not aware of her own race. Cc: @angelapak twitter.com/dandonohue/sta…
  8. I made a portrait of @angelapak and she got pissed. My artistic ability is underestimated. twitter.com/dandonohue/sta…
  9. The 1st thing I see on FB this morning is a half naked @GReignCity, so I decided to go back to bed and attempt to start the day again later.
  10. @olsonrg only played the tutorial for a couple hours. Looking forward to spending more time once the quarter ends.
  11. @saramalcolm With this type of talent you can set up shop on the highway in Cle Elum and sell to tourists in the summer.
  12. There are literally 35,000 empty seats in this stadium and some asshole is elbow-fighting me for my armrest. #BringIt
  13. UW is renovating the HUB, a building they renovated when I was a student there. #NowIFeelOld
  14. @joshuanchen @angelapak Bitches love a man who can properly accessorize.
  15. Tonight, my #MBA class is having a pizza party. In terms of tuition, that's a $220 pizza party. #LiveTweetingMy30th
  16. @joshuanchen I would agree, but your height differentiates you. #GiantAsian
  17. Spending the day writing a research paper on human waste (pretty term) or shit (not-so-pretty term). #LiveTweetingMy30th
  18. @neillayton When I was 25 I had a job. Now I don't and I'm paying $200 every day that I go to class.