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dandevine

  1. Truth. instagr.am/p/LQqxMpJzg_/
  2. Boca Raton: Where stop means go and pedestrian crossing means target practice.
  3. @Ijustdowork that belongs on a museum!
  4. @Iampinks He has PC case fans built in.
  5. @gregbarbosa Jab yourself In the thigh with an epi-pen and lock eyes with them. Hopefully they catch on.
  6. @Ijustdowork i.imgur.com/LTOdd.gif
  7. Brunch! instagr.am/p/K2pmD1pzhN/
  8. @Ijustdowork Yeah, uh, I'm going to need you to come in on Caturday. twitter.com/dandevine/stat…
  9. @Supadoo Decided to burn the books as a mercy killing. I think I made the right decision, but the cafe staff seemed to disapprove.
  10. Pretty sure these girls that are studying for a history test near me are pronouncing "Mongols" as "Moongols". Yep, they are.
  11. BatPad rises. #batman instagr.am/p/KgOOIpJzvz/
  12. What I'm listening to all of tomorrow. #silversunpickups #hellyes instagr.am/p/KWftkaJziO/
  13. Pretty sure these guys aren't friends, super or otherwise. instagr.am/p/KByEgRpzq5/