dancramer
O:can we read one book tonight? Me:not tonight,it's too late. B:two books?
| Why wouldn't it snow today? It is May 1st after all. |
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| Saying "If you're in the middle of something I don't want to interrupt you" is in itself an interruption. But you already knew that right? |
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| You wouldn't think that doing substitutions at a kindergarten soccer game would be hard, but it is. |
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| The difference between 4 hours to do something and 5 years to do something may be hard to spin just the right way. |
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| Have you ever talked to someone and hoped that you make it on their 'Do not kill' list? I have. |
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| Finally found myself a Wii! It's amazing that they are still so hard to find after all this time. But Toys R Us came through for me. |
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| Cause? Hitting the window with the pooper scooper. Effect? Hillarity. And a broken window. |
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| Is it weird that everytime I walk by our buildings cc cameras I make a strategy on how I could break them to get through all sneaky like? |
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| Mister Dentist. I've never met you before and your assitant just made me bleed. We can't be best buds for life. But thanks for trying. |
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| Few things worse than a sick kid. Like TWO sick kids. Or a kick in the face. Or the ebolla virus. |
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| Projectile vomiting and standing on the toilet seat to touch the ceiling = Awesome Daturday morning breakfast. |
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| Does worker's comp cover huge scratches from a coworkers nameplate? |
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| Dear Fat Belly, I was just informed they are photoshopping an arm into the family photo to cover you. Not cool fat belly, not cool. |
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| @paulm Good idea, it's a mess out there today. I wish Mother Nature would make up her mind already. |
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| Missing a train by seconds is not the best way to start the week. |
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| Vista wasn't recognizing my WD External Drive. No love from WD's site. Google shows to plug in drive THEN plug in power. Now it works.Go WD! |
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| @digsby It would be cool if you could push your twitter status to all other clients (MSN, Google etc) |
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| Firefox 3 Beta 5 is working like a champ. I'm loving the more native Vista look and feel. |
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| Flat tire! Good thing there are more mechanically minded people out there. Lug nut too tight? Just jump on it! |
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