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@BlackTsChica ...cuz now u know it's gonna be good! ;0) about 1 hour ago from web in reply to BlackTsChica
@SabrinaO0318 hahaha!!! please feel free 2 join us, Frank tends 2 be a bore after his second wine cooler! about 2 hours ago from web in reply to SabrinaO0318
@traylove19 5 & counting...ur reservation is still in the books! about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to traylove19
@SabrinaO0318 Yes! U gotta problema with that?! ;0) about 3 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SabrinaO0318
On my way to a pre-Thanksgiving bash & I've got 1 word for you...Manssiere! about 4 hours ago from Echofon
"Big Ben, Batch out! Cortese steps in as Steeler QB & bedazzles Baltimore by turning tricks...plays & a Tony Danza-esque soft shoe routine!" about 13 hours ago from Echofon
@Nicole1067 yep! about 15 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Nicole1067
@donia615 Interpret the story as u like... preferably with a happy ending. 9:30 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to donia615
@Nicole1067 that is pretty effin' hilarious! 9:28 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Nicole1067
@vliebert Mmmm...nothing says "delicious" like a "re-roll" of a shrimp tempura hand roll...w/ a hint of Big Mac from lunch! Uknow u love it! 7:54 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to vliebert
Oh i hope sushi RT @kevin_nealon: U get a little something xtra this year when I lick the Christmas card envelope w food still in my mouth. 5:36 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
@julie_pritchard 2 pitchers??? You mean Josh Beckett & Pedro?! ;0) 12:06 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to julie_pritchard
@ronnopwasky03 I'll suite up & stimey the Ravens w/45 consecutive calls of the Statue Of Liberty play & a Tony Danza-like softshoe dance! 9:59 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ronnopwasky03
http://twitpic.com/qn9i9 - Since I spoke of Prom Night before, I felt I should post a pic from mine. Problem is, I can't which 1 is me! 8:49 AM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
Good morning, Monday...unfortunately for me, you came quicker than a freshman on Prom Night! 7:18 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
Just left a meeting where I was introd 2 a guy named Harry Wang! No lie! I spit my insanely overpriced cocktail out & blamed Swine Flu! 7:40 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
@urijahfaber why am i not there??? 3:00 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to urijahfaber
One word people...Festivus! 2:52 PM Nov 21st from web
I have no idea why, but this just made my day much better..."too bad"! http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:56 AM Nov 21st from web
@sweetlime72 much appreciated, Lara. Right back at u! 8:28 AM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to sweetlime72

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Name Dan Cortese
Location L.A, via The Burgh
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Bio actor/host/producer & all around jackass!

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