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  1. @loueyville No good. She's not scared of cyborgs; only androids passing themselves off as humans.
  2. @loueyville To be fair, I am a little pervy. But not in that robosexual kind of way. And I don't like anime, really.
  3. @loueyville I'll take you over @ProjectAiko any day. I just want her to clean up after the dogs and scare @funambulator.
  4. @loueyville Ah, so you know of @ProjectAiko too? Welcome to the android revolution. And I ain't talkin' bout no sissy cell phones.
  5. @gbullard @ljgolden Might I recommend @ProjectAiko? You probably need to get on a waiting list now.
  6. I love it when the court reporter misspells my name throughout an ENTIRE TRANSCRIPT.
  7. @phillipmbailey Yeah. We end up with hideous monstrosities like 3 strikes.
  8. I'm already hearing "where did the system fail" and "we need to figure out what to do with these people."
  9. Great. That maniac that killed 4 cops in Arkansas was a parolee. Here comes the oversimplification of the U.S. justice system by cable news.
  10. Oh please. This Tiger Woods stuff is ridiculous. Who the hell cares?
  11. Not to be cynical, but lots of cases would be settled a lot faster if defense counsel got paid the same to brief summary jmt as plaintiffs'.
  12. Accosted on 4th street again. I sympathize with you homeless maniacs, but make no mistake; I do not like you.
  13. The thought of the endless task ahead of me tonight combined with my extreme fatigue makes me want to eat my own head.
  14. @balooley Block his spike attack and counter with a high kick. If you can get behind him, use an upper cut to deal maximum damage.
  15. Up late and wondering: why don't I know more Woody Guthrie songs?
  16. I'm pep-talking myself. It's kinda sad, really.
  17. Hitting the shower, then the hay. Tomorrow: hitting the man. Where it hurts.
  18. @ljgolden Neither. Go to law school. You will not only not like writing anymore, but you'll have to do it all the time.
  19. @ljgolden I have the cure for that.
  20. How many times a week can Glee and Dexter possibly come on? People *constantly* tweet about watching that nonsense.