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danburnip

  1. A Better Amercia 1:34 PM May 30th via ifttt
  2. hey old man, you're gonna shit your pants after i open this can of whoop ass on you 3:38 PM May 29th via ifttt
  3. I'm amazed at @hazardeden10's ability to gather enemies before he's even stepped foot in the country. Another obnoxious footballer, hooray. 7:49 AM May 28th via web
  4. @neesy111 Nope, Jagielka in. Yeeahh 7:43 AM May 28th via web in reply to neesy111
  5. @johnudberg because it's gone now. It's just me. I think this is stockholm syndrome. A very loose interpretation, but that'll do. 5:39 AM May 28th via web in reply to johnudberg
  6. I woke up with an ant in my ear. I feel violated and alone. 5:05 AM May 28th via ifttt
  7. holy mother of mercy - the perfect ketchup bottle shar.es/q6y4L via @sharethis 6:50 PM May 27th via Tweet Button
  8. BORED 7:35 AM May 27th via ifttt
  9. @NUFCThreatLevel 1am ish 3:41 PM May 26th via web in reply to NUFCThreatLevel
  10. woeful @PhilaUnion performance. Getting rid of decent players, replacing them with kids and rejects = loss. Who'd-a-thunk-it 3:31 PM May 26th via web
  11. @dinomasic Croatia totally got you 10 points at #eurovision i think its time to embrace the croats 2:52 PM May 26th via web
  12. @brotherlygame disillusioned to the MAX with @PhilaUnion right now. Was gonna go to the Rochester game, but I don't think I can stomach it 2:48 PM May 26th via web in reply to brotherlygame
  13. sat on my own watching the nation agnostic stream of #eurovision I think I need to start drinking. Oh, and Thanks Belgium !! 2:45 PM May 26th via web
  14. Seems like its time for multi shower days. Rejoice. 11:05 AM May 26th via ifttt
  15. @dinholad ermm excessive FM journalling? 10:41 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone from Philadelphia, PA   in reply to dinholad
  16. @dinholad betting tips 10:40 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone from Philadelphia, PA   in reply to dinholad
  17. With Jenna at 355 Shurs [pic] — path.com/p/4sjEQa 1:50 PM May 25th via Path 2.0 from Philadelphia, PA