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  1. I am playing Fallout 3 on a giant goddamn tv and I fear that I may never see the sun or bathe again. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I'm reading all your tweets will sitting on my back deck in a green army jacket, pajama bottoms & furry moccas http://tweetphoto.com/6650256 2:09 AM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  3. RT @genegeorge: Going outside for a pipe & book like a refined gentleman (except in sweats & flip flops) 1:37 AM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  4. Dear New Female Comics, let's try work on having been on stage more times than the number of pictures you have of yourself on your website. 4:09 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  5. I"m going somewhere tonight with free beer. Here are the details: http://tinyurl.com/yb537l2 4:06 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  6. Just inadvertently insulted a transvestite senior citizen at Rite-Aid. Yep, it's Wednesday. 3:40 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  7. Whatever this person was trying to do I'm pretty sure it didn't work out. http://tweetphoto.com/6521155 12:42 AM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  8. Dear 35-year-old hipster dudes, either shave off the mustache or start fucking kids. Your look confuses me. Pick a side. 11:56 PM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
  9. This woman is officially the shittiest bartender in the world. I hope the syphyllis that she's displaying all the signs of kills her soon. 11:31 PM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
  10. I'm at Spaceland. I forgot that I hate Spaceland. Three feet in the door I was quickly reminded. This place needs a Great White fire. 11:19 PM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
  11. More Stupid Fucking Cat Pictures --> http://tinyurl.com/yaek2kf 10:17 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  12. Todd Womack being hilarious, watch: http://tinyurl.com/y9pppfe 6:09 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  13. Nobody drives worse in the LA rain than Prius owners with Obama "Hope" decals on the back window. #yesevenworsethanmexicansinshittycorollas 3:10 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  14. Hadn't tuned in to KROQ in the past few months. Just did. Linkin Park was still playing. I guess I'll check back again in March. 3:04 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  15. Listening to OC Republican seniors discuss how Native Americans are stupid & how it's their fault because "if you snooze, you lose." 12:50 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  16. Lots of poor spelling and grammar this morning. I apologize. Working on less than 4 hours sleep & pretty sure a case of walking pneumonia. 10:21 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  17. Now we're headed to one of my mom's friend's homes for some homemade chili and embittered, misinformed right-wing politics. 10:15 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  18. Personal tragedy abounds in the OC today. 10:03 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  19. Mom just yelled at me for being on "that goddamned phone." Moments later a retarded boy was told parade was canceled and started crying. 10:02 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  20. Parade has been canceled due to rain. My mom's dream of riding in a covered car in a parade, like Hitler, have been dashed by bad weather. 9:58 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter