danaynay
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$800 of billable time + $400 of camping equipment + $2,500 in lawyer fees for your assault case = $25 off a Nintendo Wii. Viva la commerce!
18 minutes ago
from Tweetie
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Hmm, let's revise: "I'm pretty sure this zit has its own Social Security card."
Eh?
about 20 hours ago
from web
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@ Did you mean to direct the "tweet stealer" comment to @? Cause I think you did. If not, you risk bodily harm.
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to chokeychicken
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Gah! Either I accidentally stole a tweet or I have a pimple soulmate...
about 20 hours ago
from web
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I'm pretty sure this zit has a heartbeat.
about 22 hours ago
from Tweetie
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@ ACTUALLY YES!
I hate myself.
5:29 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to heyitsphil
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I made mac 'n' cheese!
Oops.
5:15 PM Nov 22nd
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Attempting to play pool at a sports bar.
About to move my car to a more conveniently located handicap spot cause god dammit, I've earned it.
3:38 PM Nov 22nd
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At this rate, an unborn fetus could beat me at Fantasy Football.
11:31 AM Nov 22nd
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@ I'm not ruining it! Let's just say you're *not* getting the "Edward Cullen Staring At Your Vag" panties. See? Suspense!
1:44 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to deejayHECK
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@ So I guess this means you're not gonna star any of my Twilight tweets. Dammit...
1:19 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to biorhythmist
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@ I'll take one of each. Thanks!
12:44 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Jeb_Hoge
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"Do you like your men cold, dead and sparkly?"
OMG, Facebook Ads, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
12:38 PM Nov 20th
from web
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Oprah is ending her show?!
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Ooh, lookit! I can fit 12 M&Ms in my ear!
6:17 AM Nov 20th
from Tweetie
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Paula Deen's sons deep-frying cheeseburgers? This is Thursday night?
Good thing The Today Show gave out huffing tips this AM.
5:30 PM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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@ I'm gonna make a new Twitter List: People Who Are Stupidheads. Only one person will be on it...
10:07 AM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to JephKelley
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Hey @, speaking of stealing tweets...
10:04 AM Nov 19th
from web
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@ You crazy lil whippersnapper, you! Midnight is past my bedtime. Getting my beauty rest for Friday night. SQUEEEE!
5:20 AM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
in reply to JeanneNuara
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Watching Twilight fans on Today. Um, ladies, Edward wants a real woman, one who's been wearing a bra longer than your age.
(Eddie, DM me)
5:11 AM Nov 19th
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@ @ Dontcha heart originality?
12:59 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to JephKelley
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- Name deecee
- Location Richmond, VA
- Bio I like peanut butter. I like off-color humor. I like the utter randomness of it all. Oh yeah, I make pictures and words too. danaynay804 [at] gmail
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