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  1. #stillnotwearingthatstupidsantahat
  2. 4th grocery store in 2 days during blizzards before xmas- ppl were practically hugging in there and I made like 20 new friends.
  3. not having a cell phone is the best thing that has happened to me since 1997
  4. how did my non-stressful christmas plan turn into me hosting dinner for six and the most expensive dessert creation/disaster of all time?
  5. just made the saltiest homemade caesar dressing. and now on to pear/cranberry pie. christmas is stressful, even if yr a jew.
  6. @BrendanMS it was dead to me in 08!
  7. @diplo whatever, i thought the part where you were drinking the water was UHmAzinG. shoulda had you do the beat though. #justsayin #zzzzz
  8. @mrsamlowry i don't want to see beet salads on menus in 2010. good but lazy. challenge your audience! #foodsnob
  9. @pandabrand come ovvvvvver. its early and theres much cooking to be done!
  10. sorry but i don't get 'pronto'. @diplo stealing water & @mayerhawthorne stealing crackers but maybe most boringest song/video of the year
  11. brown trout: unfortunate name, great food, predictable menu, would go back if they fix plating. time to make 'cake balls' #killme #xmas
  12. @pandabrand where are you? come over!
  13. also, hello, duh, pleeeeeeease make iphones waterproof for those of us that don't live in the desert!
  14. bad news, iphone just died in the blizzard. holler on email if you're tryna come over for pie.
  15. How do I make a pie? Adventures in Dana-sitting
  16. Let's just make it a non-email holiday, ok? Wake'n'baaaaake #literally #figuratively
  17. @hangoverbird wait, are you and @rfasman here for xmas? you should come to our xmas day bagel party/avatar adventure. 35 ppl coming!!!
  18. She's letting me make a salad. So....yeah. #stillnotagrownup
  19. Per @tbottv's suggestion, told my mom I was making butthole cocktails and some chee chee juice cakes for xmas. she's gonna make a lasagna.
  20. @tweedyson @tulletulle @shebanemerovski @pandabrand @alonglost ZOO OVER BREAK, LETS DO THIS!!!