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danagel

  1. Pet Peeve: I hate it when I drop my phone while yelling at another driver to stop texting. 2:17 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  2. Been watching the Armenian Water Telethon for an hour but haven't seen Jerry Lewis ONCE! I want my $100 back... 5:39 PM May 20th via TweetDeck
  3. Life is full of glorious mysteries. Like who you ladies talk to on your cell phones at 6am on your drive to work. 4:54 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
  4. Today is my 4th Twitterversary. I forget, do you celebrate 4 years with shame or loathing? 7:00 PM Apr 30th via TweetDeck
  5. I knew Sister Mary Alice was kinky the day I saw those Mardi Gras beads with the cross on the end hanging from her rear view mirror. 11:51 AM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
  6. I think the bigger question is exactly what the hell is North Carolina doing with their own rockets anyway? #WarofNorthernAggression 6:37 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
  7. I'm totally bored but I can't go home yet. It's my dog's poker night. 6:24 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
  8. "International Grilled Cheese Day" during Passover? What's next, "Hug A Porn Star Day" during Yom Kippur? 5:42 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
  9. Breaking News: North Korea blames unsuccessful launch on a malfunction of their Magic 8-Ball. 5:31 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
  10. In hindsight, North Korea realized hiring former Ford Pinto engineers was probably a bad idea. 5:06 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
  11. Some people are sickened by cannibalism, but I figure if you're gonna kill'em, you might as well eat 'em. 5:32 PM Apr 11th via TweetDeck
  12. Nothing says crazy like a woman in knee-high nylons loading 10 cases of cat food into a minivan with a Vote Kucinich bumper sticker. 3:15 PM Apr 9th via TweetDeck
  13. I'm high on life. Who knew you could smoke cereal? 4:02 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  14. OH on TV: "The squirrels have been getting into my wicker". Thank God I was on HGTV and not PPV. 4:00 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  15. I get more one-star ratings than a Motel 6 after Fleet Week. 3:58 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  16. TMYK - Jelly beans are made when a unicorn and the Easter Bunny mate under a rainbow. 3:49 PM Apr 8th via TweetDeck
  17. Got a headhunter through Craig's List but I'm questioning his credentials. He's wearing a grass skirt and asked me to sit in a pot of water. 8:19 AM Apr 7th via TweetDeck
  18. Little Known Fact: the lamb shank is the part of the lamb that is hit by Charles Barkley while golfing. 2:16 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
  19. Conspiracy Theory: The furniture industry created Elijah as a way to sell more chairs. #passover 6:41 AM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
  20. @Paxochka I have NEVER done anything on Twitter just for attention (please RT). 5:38 AM Apr 6th via TweetDeck in reply to Paxochka
  • Name dave nagel
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  • Bio My mom warned me not to make faces, and now I'm stuck like this.
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