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  1. @adtothebone My life is played out to the theme song of The Benny Hill Show.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to adtothebone
  2. So the Yankees got the keys to NYC? I heard when the Marlins were given the keys to Miami the Dade County Sheriff confiscated them hrs laterabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @abigvictory Oh. I didn't realize it was a Disney movie.about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to abigvictory
  4. Going to New Orleans tomorrow. Does anyone know if the carry-on limit includes sandbags?about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @abigvictory GREAT! Thanks for ruining it for the rest of Twitter! (place angry emoticon here)about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to abigvictory
  6. @adtothebone @mrwordsworth Hah! Joke's on you guys. Kids actually woke up at 5:30. You would've missed breakfast anyway.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to adtothebone
  7. Hey, what's this about a "donation?". The sign outside said "non-denominational service."about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @MrWordsWorth @adtothebone if you guys are coming over, stop by around 6am. The kids will be up and wanting waffles.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to MrWordsWorth
  9. C'mon Metro PCS. A jackalope and a minotaur eating at a diner? Like THAT's believable...they're from different evolutionary periods.6:48 PM Nov 7th from web
  10. @adtothebone Shane Victorino6:38 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to adtothebone
  11. Ah fall. The color of the changing leaves. The crisp air. And the explosions from an improperly fried turkey...5:48 PM Nov 7th from web
  12. Tonight on Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe is watching 3 kids by himself for the weekend armed with only fun-size bag of M&Ms & a bottle of Benedryl.5:22 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. @ruthakers Just don't put the ASS into passed out and you'll be fine.4:47 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to ruthakers
  14. En-Wii #boringkidsgames5:16 AM Nov 7th from web
  15. One Square #boringkidsgames5:14 AM Nov 7th from web
  16. Red Light, Red Light #boringkidsgames5:10 AM Nov 7th from web
  17. Yo-Yo Ma #boringkidsgames5:04 AM Nov 7th from web
  18. Bottleship #boringkidsgames5:01 AM Nov 7th from web
  19. 12:00 Yankees given keys to NYC 12:05 ARod realizes key isn't large or shiny enough to see his reflection. Pissed.5:37 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. 12:00 Yankees given keys to NYC 12:05 Jeter realizes he wasn't given Alicia Keys. Pissed.5:35 PM Nov 6th from web
  • Name danagel
  • Location Canton, MA
  • Web http://www.baskin...
  • Bio Sarcasticking on ads & kids & life & such. Work defines me as Director of Brand Excitement at Baskin-Robbins.
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