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danadearmond

  1. I've decided to dress like a lady tonight. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @mattdelia you are not allowed to call me a porn star about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattdelia
  3. who else is going to see American Animal tonight at the downtown independent? about 4 hours ago via web
  4. @JamesDeen @valentinnalove for this mean I have to make him a sandwich every time he fucks me from now on? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JamesDeen
  5. Going to get my face on @Missnatashanice boobies on Monday !!! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. thinking about shooting content june 7/8 who is going to lend me their dick? *if i dont know you and do not do porn, do not reply to this" about 7 hours ago via web
  7. I'm working on my birthday this year. I wonder who is going to be the lucky one to give me BIRTHDAY SEX??!?!?!!! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @AlphaHarlot I just cut them myself. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlphaHarlot
  9. Photo: Can’t move. Seven pound cat holding me down. tmblr.co/Z-aPGyMZ47Fw about 8 hours ago via Tumblr
  10. Tell everybody to follow me! 90k for my birthday June 16th! Let's go!!!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Photo: Home improvement by Ssippi tmblr.co/Z-aPGyMYqe8k about 10 hours ago via Tumblr
  12. @officialROSAMIA I'm ping to predict 100% and termite infested about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to officialROSAMIA
  13. I'd like to see snow white and the huntsmen. But here's the thing, I hate Kristen Stewart and her stupid wooden face. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Zak_Bagans be careful. They have that gay porn/snuff movie director mailing body parts up there about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Zak_Bagans
  15. I'm glad they're making the green lantern gay now. Because little gay boys deserve to have sexy spandex clad role models too about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Just got some pretty orange espadrilles in the mail. Yay summer! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @editdroid2 you're weird about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to editdroid2
  18. Ugh. I hate waiting. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @somemrsreynolds you'll probably get a show on food network soon about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to somemrsreynolds
  • Name Dana DeArmond ™
  • Location Los Angeles, California
  • Web http://amzn.com/w...
  • Bio web phenom. amateur comedian. unicorn. urban mermaid. vaginal puppeteer. pornographer of the people. www.theinternetsgirlfriend.com
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