danacz
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My son just told me I'm a good football player. To keep this high opinion of me, I've now decided to never show him any of my game tapes.
5:06 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Omaha, NE
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A fun game to play in the waiting room of the infectious disease doctor: try to guess everyone's ailment.
11:01 AM May 25th
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from Omaha, NE
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@ People or the actual shows?
10:38 AM May 17th
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from Omaha, NE
in reply to BTNMikeHall
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@ Oh. My. Word. That is the worst site I have ever seen. I can't look away. How have I never seen this?
5:45 AM May 17th
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in reply to RamHatter
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@ Weird, because @ is dancing right now with @. I don't think the message was received.
2:33 PM May 16th
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from Omaha, NE
in reply to benfischermusic
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Apparently, this sticker gives me the right to complain as much as I want to about our government.
11:17 AM May 15th
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from Omaha, NE
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“@: @ every year, we love this pic more. Thanks for making that day so great. ” <Please burn this pic.
7:45 PM May 12th
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from San Diego, CA
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@ I didn't know you had N'Sync at your wedding!
7:40 PM May 12th
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from San Diego, CA
in reply to sarahbessey
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First time in the ocean. @ @ Mission Beach Boardwalk
1:50 PM May 12th
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from San Diego, CA
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This wedding was sponsored by Geico...
5:32 PM May 11th
via Photos on iOS
from San Diego, CA
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My daughter crushed a snail she 'didn't like'. I asked if she'd crush me if she didn't like me. 'No daddy, people are hard to break.'
12:46 PM May 10th
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from San Diego, CA
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If Mono is the kissing disease, would that make Pink Eye the butterfly kissing disease?
1:08 PM May 5th
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from Omaha, NE
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Authentic 2012 Derrick Rose playoff jersey for sale… Hilarious!
7:36 AM May 4th
via Twitter for Mac
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@ I've come to expect it, after years of being asked, "Is this your mom's credit card?"
9:30 AM May 3rd
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from Omaha, NE
in reply to andrewhrivnak
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Doctor's office:"I'm sorry, due to HIPAA regulations, I cannot discuss any account details with you."
Me: "I'm Dana…"
(Silence)
9:00 AM May 3rd
via Twitter for Mac
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Dear car salesman: Showing pictures of your family 5 times did not build an emotional connection between us. It only made me feel awkward.
9:54 AM May 1st
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from Iowa, US
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@ I still have nightmares about that tape job. I'm surprised no one broke an ankle...
12:57 PM Apr 29th
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from Omaha, NE
in reply to mrmyers1
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All the contents of my car. Another one bites the dust...
8:55 AM Apr 27th
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from Omaha, NE
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Found this in my kids' Curious George book. Is that guy smoking a cigarette?
5:48 PM Apr 26th
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from Omaha, NE
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This is why people are scared of clowns...
10:06 AM Apr 26th
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- Name Dana Czerwinski
- Location iPhone: 41.256096,-96.171822
- Bio Husband, father, son, church planter, Husker fan
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