dan_slowey
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@ Awesome, what's he getting? Hopefully your name with a heart and arrow.
about 13 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to evelynanne
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Blogonoscotweet: Addition By Karate Kick
12:04 PM Dec 17th
from twitterfeed
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@ You should probably be able to smell the convention too.
10:16 PM Dec 16th
from Echofon
in reply to Lobed
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Unless you have moral objections to (major) sweariness and/or a damaged humor center in your brain:
8:33 AM Dec 16th
from web
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Nothing says "Christmastime in Pittsburgh" quite like a couple of days of steady sleet-rain.
12:19 PM Dec 15th
from web
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You know what I hate? When you think something yellow is going to be banana-flavored and then it turns out to be lemon.
8:34 AM Dec 15th
from web
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Blogonoscotweet: Hankfire
2:50 PM Dec 14th
from Echofon
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Not watching Jersey Shore
1:41 PM Dec 13th
from Echofon
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This reminds me of a goal I once scored in 6th grade gym class: . Okay, no it doesn't.
10:35 AM Dec 13th
from web
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@ If you get an order from an E. Woods, maybe ship it with a couple of extra disclaimers.
8:02 PM Dec 12th
from web
in reply to Lobed
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@ Grind them up, mix with gasoline, and ignite.
3:54 PM Dec 12th
from web
in reply to Lobed
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@ Yeah, well tell Santa that whoever's the boss of Kwanzaa is bringing me a suit of armor and a rocket launcher, so it's on.
12:26 PM Dec 11th
from web
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@ Stop showing off. You don't even know how to read.
10:50 AM Dec 11th
from web
in reply to FoodandPants
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Blogonoscotweet: This Is How We Play Hockey In Pittsburgh
1:31 PM Dec 10th
from twitterfeed
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Swimming is maybe the safest form of exercise. Unless, of course, you're sharing a lane with a 90-year-old man doing the "helicopter stroke"
1:31 PM Dec 10th
from web
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I just saw a post-Billy Mays Oxi Clean commercial and it made me barf. Fortunately, Oxi Clean's great on vomit.
6:49 PM Dec 8th
from web
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@ Everyone I know named Maggie is awesome
12:48 PM Dec 8th
from web
in reply to katrosenfield
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@ Get out of here.
12:32 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to photofoslien
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Blogonoscotweet: I Believe We All Know What This Means
11:03 AM Dec 7th
from twitterfeed
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Those aren't shoes, bruh:
10:16 AM Dec 7th
from Echofon
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- Name Dan Slowey
- Web http://blogonosco...
- Bio When I was in 2nd grade, I had 15 neon friendship bracelets that I'd wear all at once. I also had a spike haircut.
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