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dan_baker83

  1. Lots of early 00s UK garage = best wedding playlist EVER. Haven't danced to Artful Dodger & So Solid Crew like this since I was at school.
  2. Weddings are awesome; basically a legitimate reason to have a hangover the next day. Helps that I bloody LOVE the people getting married.
  3. @RedLadderTheatr Nope - would need to find someone to marry first!
  4. Wedding was awesome, unsurprisingly. And I just about managed not to cry #win
  5. Passing through Winchester; symbolic considering today's wedding #smelltheleisure
  6. Who cares about the Jubilee? Today is @lazzylou's wedding! I'm so utterly excited about it that I may bust the robot out at the reception.
  7. @patrickashe Laugh? She makes me cry, vile creature that she is. And if Jezza Hunt can stay in his job with the Tories, anyone can.
  8. Jeremy Hunt and Murdoch lobbyist Fred Michel call each other 'Daddy' in text messages. Levenson just jumped the shark. politicalscrapbook.net/2012/05/jeremy…
  9. @lazzylou Not even watched the trailer yet. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? (Fine now xx)
  10. @ChariotsHT I did hear that Gordon Burns is coming in to scout for contestants for The Krypton Factor. In his world, it's still on TV.
  11. You should totally #ff @ChariotsHT as it's a show-related account which isn't just RTing praise and reviews. And is fairly entertaining too.
  12. @ChariotsHT Mr Walker has been indisposed, so he's sending Mr Chips instead.
  13. @PollyThorpe Missed this before; such an excellent book. I bloody love Stewart Lee - and he really DOES look like" a crumpled Morirssey".
  14. My taxi driver has taken me pretty much in the opposite direction of my house before turning around & keeps spitting out of his window. Knob
  15. Of course, both happen at times when I need a functional service to get from a to b quickly. AT LEAST WE VOTED BORIS IN TO SORT IT, EH?
  16. Oh, look! Victoria tube is fucked! Just like the Jubilee line yesterday! At least TfL don't have to provide a service for the Olym...ah.
  17. I'm SO grateful for the fact that I can handle my drink, or else tonight could be problematic. My liver may not agree, though.
  18. Today is one of those days where I want to SET FIRE TO SOMEBODY'S FACE. My pyromaniacal tendencies can be quite extreme at times.
  19. You know those days where you receive some news and only later it sinks in? Yeah, that. Odd day.