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danTcomedy

  1. Dean and Gene Ween, please reconsider! We need a counterpoint to Black Eyed Peas. huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/wee… 3:28 AM May 31st via web
  2. Road Schwag nblo.gs/xVnYT 1:59 PM May 21st via NetworkedBlogs
  3. I'm just gonna wait for the pill that "supports sub-atomic particle health." 9:34 AM May 17th via web
  4. Dear GOP: Help Me Out Here... nblo.gs/xmh0p 6:07 PM May 7th via NetworkedBlogs
  5. What this country needs is an honest and intelligent dialog about race. #Sup 1:40 AM May 2nd via web
  6. In observance of Mother Goose Day, I'm visiting the local elementary school and handing out Andrew Dice Clay CD's. 12:27 AM May 1st via web
  7. I will now ignore Todd Barry's participation in any trending topic. #IveNeverMetToddBarryButImKindOfWorriedAboutHim 11:36 PM Apr 25th via web
  8. In observance of Secretary's Day, I'm bending Maggie Gyllenhall over my desk. 11:10 AM Apr 25th via web
  9. It's 4/20 and a Friday. Glad I don't deliver pizzas. #gratitude 7:50 AM Apr 20th via web
  10. What's with this mohawked skeleton co-host thingy? #ComeOnCraig! 10:43 PM Apr 19th via web
  11. Congratulations ladies of Arizona! You are all officially pregnant! rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/13/… 10:41 AM Apr 13th via web
  12. If I had known today was International Pillowfight Day, I would have declared war on Adriana Lima. 8:04 PM Apr 8th via web
  13. Chelsea Lately is Comics Unleashed without comics. #GottaBeHonest 10:21 PM Mar 31st via web
  14. Why isn't Baylor going to Heslip for three's? 11:14 AM Mar 25th via web
  15. Teacher don't fill me up with your rules... rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/22/… #whatabuzzkill 11:02 AM Mar 22nd via web
  16. Wish I had seen this a week ago. My local team, Illinois, didn't make the tournament (not that I woul... nblo.gs/vo9Ho 8:57 AM Mar 20th via NetworkedBlogs
  17. 15 over 2. It's the new 12 over 5. #MarchMadness 6:38 PM Mar 16th via web
  18. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Peanut Butter. #BasketballFood 4:51 PM Mar 16th via web