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  1. I don't know why people think Lady Gaga is unattractive. He is very good-looking. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. "Any man who says he's prettier than a woman shouldn't be dating women." - My husband about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. You're funny-looking. No. Really. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. When we met you were like Luke Skywalker. Now you're like Darth Vader. I've always been like Darth Sidious. 4:15 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. If I could be any superhero, I'd be Dogwelder. He welds stray dogs to villians' faces. Just kidding. I'd be a Powerpuff Girl. 10:21 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. Caffeine, my love. You are my best friend. Let's never fight again. *slurp* 7:02 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  7. It's probably best if you run and hide now. And you may want to arm yourself with the only thing that can take me down. KITTIES! 5:14 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  8. I was listening to Belle & Sebastian and it didn't make me want to maim small animals. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? 1:15 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  9. Let's play a game called "Stop Looking at my Computer Monitor and I Won't Stab You with My Letter Opener". I think I'm going to win. 7:30 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. Goddamn it. All I want to do is drink beer and eat mac-and-cheese and pie topped with ice cream. I blame America. 9:29 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  11. Independence is for losers. Co-dependence is what's hot for Winter 2009. I'm so in style right now. 6:15 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. What? No donuts? Screw this. I'm out of here. Stupid Twitter. 12:28 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  13. Oh yeah, baby, I'm a boatload of trouble. I hope you have your sea legs, mateys. And a bottle of rum. 6:53 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. Wouldn't it be cool if the characters from the musical "Cats" were actually played by cats? I would pay good money to see that show. 7:16 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  15. Oh shit. I think I married my stalker. The Stockholm Syndrome just wore off. 4:40 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  16. Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery. It's "your ass looks good in those jeans". 5:44 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  17. Sometimes I wish I could be a better person. And sometimes I wish for laser eyes to fry my enemies. I'm complicated. 6:46 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. Mark my words. There will be shuttle buses to Uranus. 5:41 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  19. WE ARE DAMSWEEN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. 6:29 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  20. You heard me. It's not my fault you don't understand fart language. 4:57 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie