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damonford

  1. @superfiona So the theory is harass people often enough until they really DO need to meditate ? Why isn't he handing out wine then ? 4:10 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to superfiona
  2. @ynoirb I concur with all of your hashtags. also - #needanotherdrink 5:34 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to ynoirb
  3. @ynoirb nice try, hobo man. and usually, mostly, people might feel sorry for him. but not this week :) 6:03 AM May 28th via web in reply to ynoirb
  4. @ynoirb one day, people will look back in wonder that scarf wearing days of peril existed. i'd to be around for that day. and the one after. 5:47 AM May 28th via web in reply to ynoirb
  5. @courtney_s I'm disturbed that you're disturbed. Which means its assured to survive editing. Minus gristle. 1:23 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to courtney_s
  6. @ynoirb Coincidentally, I'm watching an episode of Chicago Hope where a wife wants to extract baby making stuff from a comatose husband. 7:27 AM May 15th via web in reply to ynoirb
  7. Watching the Mayor of Rome, Wisconsin spontaneously combust should not be entertaining, but, you know, it really is. #picketfences 4:50 AM May 15th via web
  8. With 'Girl With A Pearl Earring' nearing completion, my next 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle will be this Van Gogh : twitpic.com/9kz8g3 4:54 AM May 14th via Twitpic
  9. @courtney_s Only if by 'opposite' you mean that my 'no' appears to have originated from a Texas IP - in which case, yes ? :) 9:45 AM May 13th via web in reply to courtney_s
  10. @courtney_s No. 9:39 AM May 13th via web in reply to courtney_s
  11. @ynoirb For your next dream, might I suggest a West Wing marathon before bed - perhaps you'll discover if they lean to the left or right. 5:58 AM May 12th via web in reply to ynoirb
  12. @Jess_Irvine In Canberra, tonight, I'd lean towards the pub. And if you do choose so, enjoy. 6:22 AM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jess_Irvine
  13. Courtyard View, Old Majestic Apartments Adelaide instagr.am/p/KPPGHfSSrf/ 1:23 AM May 5th via Instagram
  14. @ynoirb It was indeed excellent. Made even better by seeing my favourite L&O character - M.E Rodgers performing the yam autopsy. 6:07 AM Apr 29th via web in reply to ynoirb
  15. random snap of the foliage while meandering across a footbridge. instagr.am/p/KAOiB2ySn7/ 5:29 AM Apr 29th via Instagram
  16. Appreciating my Lithuanian socks on this autumnal evening : twitter.com/damonford/stat… 5:23 AM Apr 29th via Photos on iOS
  17. @ynoirb Again, on the field, where it matters, the Tigers can't seem to bury this idea of the 'noble loss'. You said it better though :) 3:14 AM Apr 29th via web in reply to ynoirb
  18. @ynoirb these couples...a case of "love on the escalator" ? but,six in a row seems like excessive oxytocin release for one moving stairway. 3:48 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to ynoirb
  19. @courtney_s I am STILL black robe death staring Kirkus for CUTB - but perhaps it's time to break out my insatiably forgettable grey robes ? 8:47 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to courtney_s
  20. @courtney_s my horoscope for Friday says that I shouldn't spend so much time failing to come up with witty replies to your tweets. 3:32 AM Apr 19th via web in reply to courtney_s