damnkids
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I hate BART and I hate its ASS FACE. Completely unrelated: Who would ever bang Tiger Woods? Sexual, he ain't. He's, like, made of Play-Doh.
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@ The future of choice is in their hands. Contact Obama, Pelosi, Reid:
11:16 AM Nov 30th
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@ I fucking LOVE that Hodgman loves Pixies. If I ever meet you, dude, that's what we're talking about first.
9:33 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: Why can people run for president who would not be taken seriously as starbucks managers?
9:22 AM Nov 25th
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@ Friend, if you figure that out, I'll worship YOU as the Deity. I've had this convo w/ my fundie relatives. Oi.
7:40 AM Nov 13th
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@ Amen. I was thinking if you dissect Frank Black's windpipe, it'd have layers of tire rubber, broken glass, and crystal awesome.
1:51 PM Nov 12th
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Well hello there, 1996. I love using this newfangled "HTML" you have that makes things go on the Internets. All day. At work. In 2009.
5:06 PM Nov 11th
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Pixies last night in Oaktown, and again tonight. Them old fat bald motherfuckers ROCK.
11:05 AM Nov 9th
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Who knew Sir Richard Attenborough was such a fucking fantastic babysitter for a two-year-old?
4:52 PM Nov 6th
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Hey, Wal-Mart University PoliSci majors, answer me this: To whom would Jesus deny healthcare?
10:27 AM Oct 27th
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PSA: It is possible to lose an ENTIRE DAY to reading the twitter feeds of the Sterling Cooper gang. Trust me, I should know.
9:12 AM Oct 27th
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@ What what whaaat? You mean there's no dropping off kids at parties? I was ... I was promised it! They ... they SAID!
7:59 AM Oct 23rd
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You're maybe a little bit off your game if you're almost to the bus stop before you wonder whether you changed out of your pj top or not.
1:07 PM Oct 22nd
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Hating having to defend something I'd really rather not be doing and which I deeply regret ever agreeing to in the first place.
11:41 AM Oct 16th
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There is this woman in my office who always looks like she just had bad sex with somebody she doesn't like.
4:56 PM Oct 8th
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Thoughts, watching AP news feed while waiting for coffee at NAS: Oh, Liz Taylor. Oh, Mel Gibson. Time ... time is not kind.
10:14 AM Oct 7th
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Hey, Facebook idiot: 35-year-old men should not drink Jagermeister, and if they do, they sure as shit shouldn't brag about it on Facebook.
9:02 AM Oct 1st
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@ Angela & Phyllis? That's who you work with?
8:55 AM Oct 1st
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FYI, Polanski, you tiny little creepo: Grown men don't "have sex" with 13-year-olds. It's called "rape" because that's what it is.
8:45 AM Sep 28th
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Good slap-happy Shatner, is Carrie Fisher fucking awesome: “BLOW MY BIG BOVINE tiny dancer COCK!” (/?p=462 )
12:08 PM Sep 24th
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- Name damnkids
- Location Your mom's house
- Web http://damnkidsge...
- Bio Where is my mind? Waaaaay out there, in the water, see it swimming ...
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