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  1. Feels like she's gonna have to buy the beatles rockband game now.
  2. @ThatKevinSmith call the current . . . .http://bit.ly/3x3GG3
  3. @ThatKevinSmith Any new comic books that you r hyped about right now?
  4. Its a booty house dance party at my house. . . Drunkness on a thursday always awesome.
  5. Chemistry tonight with the boys. . . I will in no way be the DD.
  6. I'm playing dumb and trying to get some information from these contractors. . . I can't believe these people have successful businesses.
  7. @AvR_ what can I say, I was bored and waiting for Project Runway to come on, only to remember that I was watching Bravo instead of Lifetime.
  8. I is down with Carl Cox. Work is gonna suuuuuucccccckkkkk tomorrow.
  9. @BenLime You must have gone to the fair today . . .or the strip club.
  10. @NoReservations What's your favorite place to eat in Minneapolis?
  11. Why is the blond chick on Real Housewives of ATL getting her wig cut??? Its A Wig!!!!
  12. Lawn mowers suck ass. Mine never works when I need it to. I guess we will have a wild yard for a bit longer.
  13. Ha, ha. I guess I'm more powerful than god now.
  14. Trying to talk with a pretzel in your mouth is sort of like trying to eat with a retainer.
  15. @echounit Whoopie!!! Kitty love!
  16. RT @maxandjason Had to share this website. You guys hungry? http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
  17. @maxandjason that website is so awesome I'm retweeting and putting on facebook. I want an Ol Brown Eye.
  18. Semenya, Semen Ya? Of course she's a boy.
  19. Uggghhh, this has not been a successful venture. . . Maybe I need balloons or something. Yeah! That will fix everything!!
  20. Is running a lemonade stand at Park and 46th today.