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damirbojanic

  1. Long Deer is long.
  2. "I probably wouldn't date you, if you didn't have any skin..."
  3. @papier_personne uh yeah that's what I meant
  4. The 'switching Deep Heat for lube' gag never gets old.
  5. Orders hangover pizza online. Orders vegetarian option. Clicks on 'Customise toppings' and changes 2 toppings to bacon and chicken... -_-
  6. @la_giraffina they were just improv instrumental jams, you wouldnt really want to hear them
  7. AWSES, much like horses, but not affiliated (I am a broken man, including and/or 'in')
  8. I do love @mrgreditor's late night 'possibly coked-up to the urethra' tweetgasms of nonsense.
  9. @la_giraffina I had a song called that. Also on the same EP featured Men In Black Women II, Enter The Drag-Queen and Cockfest at Tiffany's.
  10. @slennonhugs this is correct
  11. DJ playing "Release The Beast" trying to give off the impression he's the only who knows Daft Punk sampled it. Jog on sonny jim, jog on.
  12. @shutupcaf if you had said High Wicholme (sp?) that would have been comedy gold.
  13. @CHOY_FACTS GANDALF FUCKING HITLER would piss off more people. 70% of internetters get more upset about LOTD jokes than the holocaust #Fact
  14. @CHOY_FACTS Jerusalem. DEY VIL NEVER FIND ME ERR!!! But in German 'natch.
  15. @CHOY_FACTS women and/or Canadians are cruel... we should have bombed you in WW2... cos that was a thing right?
  16. @CHOY_FACTS I'm now following you. This puts me in the "frendzone" BUT I DONT WANNA BE IN THE FRENDZONE I WAN' THE PUSSEYZONE etc
  17. @CHOY_FACTS aha is this you? *clicks "report copyright infringement"* -_-
  18. @CHOY_FACTS the scary truth is that the link from NIN to Reznor air conditioning is simply a grandon - grandad relationship.