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girl: you can give me a backrub. No wait, don't touch me. You can buy me a gift. No wait, I won't accept your gifts. Go away.10:52 AM Dec 11thfrom Twitterrific
People see what's in their hearts. You think he's nice and looking out for you. He thinks you're sneakily betraying him. You're both wrong.12:09 PM Nov 25thfrom Twitterrific
If you're from the future, but a citizen of the US, are you legally a citizen of the current US? Can you vote? And which laws apply to you?1:29 AM Nov 18thfrom Twitterrific