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  1. @vicpolky Got horrible flashbacks of his time at Anfield there. Nightmarish dull, flat football. *shiver*
  2. Keep thinking Roy might do well with this boring style. Then look at group and can't even see Eng getting out of it.
  3. @LFC_Simongf Yep. Dull as ditchwater. Will be ok as long as long as Eng win. If not, the knives will be out for 'nice guy' Roy.
  4. @raymondverheije What do you expect with dinosaur Hodgson in charge?
  5. @LFC_Simongf Ignorance from the increasingly tabloid Guardian. Low readership numbers = low quality journalists.
  6. @truekoppite @shadowchaser007 Sad, but when they're having to chase the dollar, quality goes down the pan.
  7. @truekoppite @shadowchaser007 They were displaying their tabloid tendencies again with the twitter 'airport bomb' story yesterday.
  8. Judging by how much of a self-absorbed cock Hazard appears to be, he'll fit right in at Chelsea.
  9. @NewsFrames @Glinner @mswainwright Sadly Guardian has plenty of form for tabloid sensationalism and misrepresentation after Suarez affair.
  10. @danroan About time. We play 9v9 U11s in Surrey Youth League. Excellent first season. Now need to get refs to punish brutishness.
  11. If you think that was bad from England, wait until Roy has managed to get that passing bug out of the players. Hoof!
  12. How long before Macedonia can drop the FYR bit of their name? #eurovision
  13. @HeatherLFCSW4 This girl representing Greece is apparently Cypriot!
  14. @truekoppite Yes true enough. [Still think they're probably shit.]
  15. @henrywinter Barry the main problem against Germany in 2010.
  16. @truekoppite I like loads of individual Euro bands - The Cardigans, The Sugarcubes, Nouvelle Vague, AIR etc. But Europe v poor generally.
  17. @truekoppite I mean overall in terms of sales and artistic recognition. UK is miles and miles and miles ahead of anyone else in Eurovision.
  18. #eurovision is so funny. In real life, UK bands piss on all these countries put together. Plastic Bertrand & Johnny Halliday? Ha ha ha ha.
  19. @HeatherLFCSW4 I have a feeling Greece will give them 12 points. Not sure why, just a feeling I have.
  20. @TampaBayRed @henrywinter Seen it again - studs clearly showing. Red card anywhere except EPL. You just can't tackle like that any more.