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  1. RT @kinda_gay mongodb is for retards and couchdb is for commie stoners, real men use sql 11:40 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  2. Christian Side Hug: http://bit.ly/1A3w8r "Quit that huggin, and slow down momma, and hit my fist like President Obama" 10:48 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  3. Big news coming! 5:27 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. RT @slimtebourbi: NoSQL Trolls : http://www.snailinaturtlene... 7:40 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. @jillesvangurp That's probably because we have a dependencies on Spidermonkey and Python, which brings in everything else. 5:12 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to jillesvangurp
  6. MS is *not* using CouchDB inside Bing. But they are reusing it's btrees in some of Bings features, also very cool IMO. 2:24 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. Agree with @KirinDave: "Bing uses CouchDB" thing is absurd. Dear people, get real. 2:14 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  8. @CouchDB, I disagree, while your btrees are pretty kick-ass, you are much more than btrees. 10:52 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  9. @dansickles Yes, visited. But she's still apprehensive about moving our family from NC. But Ahnold would help :) 5:45 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to dansickles
  10. Impossible request. How can I get a letter or call from The Governator to my wife to convince her to move to Cali? 7:41 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  11. The Bug's Eye View: http://damienkatz.net/2006/... 7:28 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. There's these boys, who smoke! #gavin 11:00 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  13. @svenyc Try compacting the db. 0.10.0 can choose sequential and utc_random UUID algorithms for much better sustained insert performance. 5:52 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to svenyc
  14. Now to write tests for all that code I checked in. Can you believe some people write the tests first? madness! 1:44 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  15. almost finished with optimizations that will make attachment replication more incremental and efficient. #couchdb 9:19 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  16. Surprisingly, I have never missed OO inheritance in Erlang. Functional programing is a simpler form of polymorphism. 1:02 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  17. Also very cool and more mature, CouchQL: An SQL like interface to CouchDB: http://code.google.com/p/co... via @andrew_j_w 3:55 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  18. SQL on CouchDB comment: "Now perhaps someone should write an ORM on top of CouchSQL so that we can come full circle" 3:29 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  19. SQL frontend for CouchDB. Very Cool. http://bit.ly/3XqkuX 12:59 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  20. @codyfauser Are you out of disk space? 7:01 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to codyfauser