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  1. Whitehouse.gov/health_care/plan? They need a digital media strategist. Not a good URL strategy for selling a contentious Health Care plan.
  2. There are no gradations of awesome. There is only awesome or not-awesome.
  3. I was just in the lcbo. If it weren't for the shorts I'm wearing, I'd have thought it was Christmas Eve.
  4. Pressing open bay door button.
  5. @leighh And we're calling it the Twitlash.
  6. @AlexGorbatchev No. There is no excuse. There is no justification.
  7. The recession might do what good taste couldn't...apparently the company that makes Crocs won't survive the year. http://tinyurl.com/d2grkv
  8. I feel a Twitter backlash coming. Eventually to be referred to as the Great Twitlash.
  9. @NotoriousMonkey Dirt and water are all you need to make a cake.
  10. I was just staring at the big orange moon and the Waterboys came on the radio. True story.
  11. She smelled of bacon. Like a tease.
  12. It's like Fight Club, but about secret underground Tenant Associations.
  13. The thing that just happened on the A-team would never happen in real life.
  14. Bull got married? The things you learn from holiday afternoon TV.
  15. Hey, all you USA Tweeters out there, it's Passover, get your real-sugar Coke while you can. It'll be just like you live in Canada.
  16. Apparently smart-assery doesn't add value. Sad, because I have little else to offer.
  17. CJ Lunchbox is a letdown. A lunchbox letdown. Involving raw fish.
  18. We weren't people watching. We were drinking. And shivering.
  19. @NotoriousMonkey no, you're a slave to fashion.
  20. Anyone not watching Flight of the Conchords needs to start. Now. Go. Do it.