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DallinJohnson

From chaos comes clarity @311 about 14 hours ago via Mobile Web
UberFacts Women are biologically attracted to a-holes because their traits resemble those needed for survival - Strength, physical power and bravery. about 18 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 4651 others
Bowling is a stupid sport. Probably because I suck at it. 10:21 PM Jun 1st via txt
pnut Slow down and appreciate 7:13 AM May 30th via Twittelator Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 75 others
jaredwatsondh 21 days till cabin by the sea!!! Can't wait for you all to hear it as a whole album! Lets get it trending #cabinbythesea 10:30 AM May 29th via TweetCaster for iOS Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 48 others
Oh #CAMCAM :/ remember to hit past the reds! #golf @SteveGodderidge @alexontiem @HunterFowers instagr.am/p/LN4tG1BLeb/ 9:19 AM May 29th via Instagram
Some people are so incredibly stupid it sickens me. I wonder how they even manage to brush their teeth in the morning. 7:08 PM May 28th via txt
"If all your friends are friends of love, then they're all friends of mine." - #Shine - @dirtyheads 10:15 AM May 28th via web
UberFacts "Muggle" was a slang term for marijuana used mainly among the jazz community from the 1920s to 1930s. 1:17 AM May 28th via Buffer Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 1155 others
camstew Thank you to all soldiers past, present, & future. We recognize your sacrifice of time, health, solice, & lives to benefit us "passengers." 8:01 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 1 other
Always having to be thankful for the moisture we received :/ @MormonProbs 9:05 AM May 27th via txt
AntiJokeBook What did the magician say to the boy after he cut his mom in half? She is dead now. Your dad is in row 4 and he is crying. 9:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DallinJohnson and 1051 others
@emitheface true. :/ oh well. this is the cleanest the #nastymobile has been in a loooong time. remember what i found last deep cleaning? :/ 11:20 PM May 26th via web in reply to emitheface
A dance company program from their spring concert....last year :/ #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 4:37 PM May 26th via txt
Various chapsticks, and only a couple of them are mine :/ #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 4:36 PM May 26th via txt
My name tag from work I lost about a year ago #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 4:22 PM May 26th via txt
An uncashed paycheck from january :) #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 3:55 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
A buzz lightyear costume #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 3:42 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Milk duds from church a few months ago #ThingsIFoundCleaningOutMyCar 3:40 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
#rain = car wash for lazy people :) instagr.am/p/LGb-p5hLXe/ 11:52 AM May 26th via Instagram