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Oh, hello Dawn Chorus. #insomnia about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
The lottery results program has to be the most pointless show ever. about 11 hours ago via web
Also good when you've not heard an album for 15 years and immediately remember the words and track order on the first subsequent hearing. 12:31 PM Jun 1st via web
Got some classic albums for a quid through second-hand dealers. Always feels like a satisfying purchase. 12:30 PM Jun 1st via web
Whenever I get a message that says,"Hi! I'm <x> and I really want to tell you about...", I really want to tell them to poke off. 11:44 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
rorybreaker1 people who say amazeballs should be drowned 3:32 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by dalliard_dotnet and 39 others
The Acorn Archimedes is 25 today - is.gd/lro6HD - I still have mine and it still works - an awesome computer, ahead of its time. 2:01 AM Jun 1st via web
@adge_uk Only if by using Lynx, I have to fight the women off with a shitty stick. 9:28 AM May 31st via Twitterrific in reply to adge_uk
@ms_dalliard Thanks - you're just looking forward to reading all that extra mummy-porn I can now afford. :) 7:12 AM May 31st via web in reply to ms_dalliard
@TheWeebl So, fatalities are bare-footed? 6:40 AM May 31st via Twitterrific in reply to TheWeebl
Rabbit - meet hat. 6:37 AM May 31st via Twitterrific
Relieved-ish, if that's a word. 5:38 AM May 31st via web
BOOM! And you sound like an arse. 3:16 AM May 31st via web
BOOM! You're getting on my nerves. 3:16 AM May 31st via web
Since when did the word "BOOM!" become the in (read: annoying) thing to say? 3:15 AM May 31st via web
Dear @computerfutures - Ever thought that spamming your candidate database isn't the best way to get referrals? One e-mail will do #spammers 11:03 AM May 30th via web
Chutzpah84 "This notice is issued to confirm that you have been added to the Computer Futures contact database" Thansk for the spam @computerfutures 12:28 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by dalliard_dotnet
Dear night-time insects, I know I must look like an "all you can eat" banquet but really, I'm not that tasty. #thingsthatgochompinthenight 6:53 AM May 30th via web
Waiting for news, that probably isn't good. I'd just like to be put out of my misery now, if that's ok. Taa. 4:33 AM May 30th via Twitterrific
@sammylee75 I can imagine who's dragged you to that one. :) 12:09 PM May 29th via web in reply to sammylee75

Name Mark Turner
Location Cornwall, United Kingdom
Web http://www.dallia...
Bio Geek, lover of adventure, part-time ninja, father, professional grumpy old-man and partner to ms_dalliard.