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dallasmarlow

  1. This cab smells a lot like urine.
  2. "InnoDB: is in the future!" mysql is bragging while i'm stuck in the present. >_>
  3. the following is a work of fiction.
  4. @jcb sounds like a java package
  5. @toddwalden yes
  6. now that you realize that planets are just spheres with oil on the inside
  7. @RanaHarmon hmm..., nuh uh
  8. @marcoarment @buzz is pretty much the best. ^_^
  9. @RanaHarmon nuh uh
  10. @topherchris it's all i can think about
  11. New York, New York. A town so nice they charged us twice.
  12. alone in the office, shipping code to the sounds of bob dylan. sure is monday.
  13. Today was the worst day to be sick, the weather was amazing and we had a car for the day. =\
  14. fuck commas
  15. I just got caught dancing in the elevator in my building. #no_regrets
  16. Folks are just people and Canadian bacon is just ham.