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  1. Sitting in the dentist office. Will someone please write an app that flosses and tweets for me?
  2. Just figured out the coolest idea for a starbucks loyalty card. If only I could figure out how to get paid for it...
  3. I should add that they didn't pay me to tweet that. But i'd certainly entertain any offers.
  4. It's actually cheaper to buy a big Mac meal than just a big Mac and small fry. Forget the fact they raised prices on the sandwich itself ...
  5. I need a separate twitter account for all my personalities.
  6. I spend way too much time at the dentist.
  7. starting to question snickers' ability to satisfy.
  8. I've had better mornings. I'm ready to go back to bed and try again.
  9. Giving twitter another chance...
  10. done with twitter.
  11. So tired. Can't sleep. Never again will I eat warm cookie dough before bed.
  12. Done being sophisticated, ready to be entertained.
  13. Enjoying this beautiful night by drinking a bottle of wine and reading a book.
  14. 08/08/08 isn't really all that great...
  15. Can you spare a little change? I think I've found my next country song.
  16. figured it out, thanks for nothing.
  17. where should i eat today?
  18. when it rains it reminds me of happier days spent in pacific northwest. not my happier days-but i'm sure someone had happier days there
  19. laundry. i'm doing laundry, all right?
  20. can't tell if my stomach's telling me it's hungry, anxious, upset or just wanting attention.