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  1. New EU president - I wrote a joke - nobody cares: or maybe it wasn't funny :) about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  2. I stayed awake all night now I am going to bed at 10:45 am. And no drugs or debauchery were involved. This is just silly. 2:45 AM Dec 1st from web
  3. procrastinated all day - now i must get to work; but first... 12:44 PM Nov 30th from web
  4. @GaryDelaney keeper!!! 9:00 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to GaryDelaney
  5. #gigreport Stu Who organised an onstage birthday ambush - embarassing but delightful 4:57 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  6. There is no try 10:14 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  7. Funny article from the onion http://tinyurl.com/ya63lzy I wonder if it's a Guterman? 7:07 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  8. @jasonmarkcook take enough painkillers to hallucinate Jason. And since you're not gigging tonight I'm gonna do your jokes 7:01 AM Nov 28th from Echofon in reply to jasonmarkcook
  9. @sugarsammyk I was going to say she should feed you 'sandwiches' but someone thought of it before me 6:58 AM Nov 28th from Echofon in reply to sugarsammyk
  10. Obama pardoned a turkey. Someone on death row in Texas is very envious. 6:54 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  11. #gigreport reading jongleurs How geeky am I? I am more excited about windows 7 than the fact a punter flashed her tits at me during the gig 2:38 PM Oct 24th from Echofon
  12. So now it's eight minutes of material about the bnp. That will be 1/3 of the jokes I do tonight. Still - kkk non violent!! No choice 9:01 AM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  13. @paulkerensa spoiler - nick griffin is really a ghost 3:24 PM Oct 22nd from web in reply to paulkerensa
  14. why am i watching Nick Griffin talk - i might throw a shoe at the television in frustration and end up charged by the hotel 3:23 PM Oct 22nd from web
  15. Just did Radio interview @ www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/africa CLICK on Network Africa Weekend Edition to listen 6:11 AM Oct 10th from Echofon
  16. Nasa to bomb the moon, about time! http://bit.ly/VkWg4 1:49 AM Oct 9th from web
  17. @jasonmarkcook one cannot watch too much jay-z, the human capacity for jay-z consumption is infinite 3:19 PM Sep 21st from web in reply to jasonmarkcook
  18. posted new video clip of my jokes about news stories at http://bit.ly/oQ0g2 3:02 AM Sep 16th from web
  19. #gigreport Malarkey. My RIP Swayze homage mostly worked. 'No one puts Swayze in the corner of the cemetery' didn't work. The rest did 4:18 PM Sep 15th from web
  20. #gigreport Iguana Bar. This time the show had been going on for 130 minutes before I was brought on stage. A new record :) 4:41 PM Sep 7th from web