dalesorenson
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12,000 person water ballon fight today, Central Park, Great Lawn, 2-5pm. Daddy will be wielding water geyser poi!
about 14 hours ago
via web
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Level 80, baby! You know you want me in your
7:14 PM Apr 23rd
via Infinity Blade II on iOS
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NEXT, FAKE APPLE BIDETS. Fake iPhone Gas Stoves Seized in China
3:04 PM Feb 27th
via Flipboard
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@ Thanks for the info on Mountain Lion. Did they fix the terrible Snow Leopard downgrade of the Address book?
12:57 PM Feb 16th
via web
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@ supporting @ is a shame, he seemed a bright and reasonable fellow when we met
5:08 PM Feb 15th
via web
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@ I used to donate platelets. While hooked up maybe ask, "Man with 1 husband can't donate but man with 1000 hooker receipts can?!"
4:51 PM Feb 15th
via web
in reply to Ihnatko
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My new fav app, book a chauffeured car from your phone, arrives in minutes. Here's a link that's worth $10. Try it!
11:06 AM Feb 6th
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A certain Latin faggot I adore convinced me to watch the Superb Owl. We're putting gay-fests in the middle of our macho-offs now? Excellent!
5:17 PM Feb 5th
via web
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Giants goin all the way, man! Hope not, cause if the gates of Minas Tirith fall, not sure even Gandalf can stop them.
6:11 PM Jan 25th
via web
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@ Ya know those Google search changes? Clicking on your Twitter profile now hijacks to
3:44 PM Jan 18th
via web
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Being a fan is it's own punishment.
12:50 PM Jan 18th
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Thanks! @ @ @ for referral to @ and for 10% off Transferred my domains today
12:19 PM Jan 18th
via web
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Why One Mustn't Record Standup. Read , then , then this from @
7:00 AM Jan 7th
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@ And by "happy" you mean "moist"?
4:32 PM Jan 8th
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in reply to mistresscurvy
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Take cover!!! (And wait for health regen.)
12:34 PM Jan 1st
via web
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Reminder: today's the one-day-only @ font sale! $20-$395 fonts all for $20.12! My recommendations:
5:58 AM Jan 1st
via web
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Guns are the refuge of lazy writers.
7:41 PM Dec 29th, 2011
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The farther you ride the train into Queens from Manhattan the cuter the brown people get … and the uglier the white people get.
7:19 PM Dec 29th, 2011
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Best gay chicken ever.
11:00 AM Dec 29th, 2011
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Who cares if Ron Paul is PRIVATELY against a he is PUBLICLY against
9:04 AM Dec 29th, 2011
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- Name Dale Sorenson
- Location New York City, NY USA
- Web http://www.daleso...
- Bio Comedian, Writer, Technologist, Poi Spinner, Fire Artist, Wand Wielder and Photographer on a Personal Quest to be the Gayest Nerd on the Planet.
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