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DalekGary

  1. @LustfulSloth @CaliforniaDalek @HolyDalek @HipsterDalek @HeavyMetalDalek @Ginger_Dalek I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT.
  2. TRYING TO LEARN THE GUITAR. SO FAR I AM STRUGGLING WITH THE "HOLDING THE GUITAR" PART. MY TEACHER IS VERY PATIENT.
  3. I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER DALEKS LIVE IN THE LOS ANGELES AREA?? PERHAPS WE COULD FORM AN ARMED UPRISING.
  4. @CommunistDalek ACTUALLY I LIVE IN A SUPPLY CLOSET IN LA UNION STATION.
  5. WENT SHOPPING IN GLENDALE TODAY. I HAVE PURCHASED A GARMENT CALLED A "MU'UMU'U". THE SALESPERSON TOLD IT WOULD COMPLIMENT MY FIGURE.
  6. IT'S TIME I REVEALED A STARTLING TRUTH: DALEKANIUM ISN'T ANYTHING SPECIAL. IT'S BASICALLY TINFOIL DIPPED IN GARLIC BUTTER.
  7. TODAY'S FUN FACXT: DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN EPIDERMAL LAYER CAN BE EASILY REMOVED BY SETTING YOUR DEATH RAY TO "MEDIUM"?
  8. @notoriousjwc I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYBODY REFER TO AN EX-TER-MIN-A-TION AS A "WIN" BEFORE. YOU MUST BE DEFECTIVE.
  9. @notoriousjwc EX-TERRRR-MIIIII-NAAAATE!!!!
  10. @michaelmiller42 EX-TER-MIN-AAAAATTE!!
  11. @DalekoftheSouth QUIET!! YOU'LL SCARE OFF THE HU-MAAANS!!
  12. @EducatorDalek SHH. I'M TRYING TO TRICK THE HUMANS.
  13. @lartist SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED 'MARCO POLO' WITH A METAL-PLAYED UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE OF DEATH BEFORE.
  14. @BinkyBird EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAATE!!!
  15. YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME PROPERLY. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF FUN??
  16. MAAARRRR-CO!!
  17. MMMMARRRRCO....
  18. ...MARCO....
  19. I AM NOT BEING LOUD. YOU ARE ALL JUST BEING QUIET!! NO DOUBT TO BETTER HIDE YOURSELVES FROM THE POWER OF THE DALEKS.
  20. LOUD?? I AM NOT BEING LOUD!! IT IS YOU WHO ARE BEING QUIET!!