dalberda
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Some people think you shouldn't eat jelly donuts before Theme, but I think… Oh Bondage, Up Yours! 1, 2, 3, 4!
about 6 hours ago
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Sometimes I don't know how to deal with all the ballet videos on YouTube. I usually end up depressed and thinking I need to stretch more.
6:13 PM May 25th
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@ aw shucks, thanks Drew. You're gonna make me blush. :)
3:49 PM May 24th
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I like to take pictures of myself.
3:40 PM May 24th
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Have I squandered my talents today? The answer's probably going to be yes for the rest of the week.
2:22 PM May 24th
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Watched Suzanne Farrell's Titania again @ the NYPL today: "Get the fuck off my finger, dove, I have to go win ballet."
11:17 AM May 14th
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"Central Park bike rentals! Come on guy, it's a chick magnet!" "Do you have any dude magnets?"
9:17 AM May 12th
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Really Obama? Ugh. Now I have to move to a polyamorous commune.
2:39 PM May 9th
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Just remembered that it's Cinco de Mayo. Carry on drunkards!
8:45 PM May 5th
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The people yelling outside my window are 2:30 drunk. Slow down peeps.
8:43 PM May 5th
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She said, "Are you guys dancers? You look exactly like I picture dancers looking." She meant, "You guys are really skinny and have gay-face"
3:47 PM May 4th
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I didn't check with anyone, but I'm pretty sure the male corps does drag makeup for Kammermusik No. 2? Beat that face bitches.
3:42 PM May 1st
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"poutine" is the new "hot mess."
11:00 AM Apr 23rd
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Hannibal Lecter has really good epaulement.
12:33 PM Apr 22nd
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Hologram tupac doesnt need an artist pass to get backstage at death cab for cutie. Hmph.
5:09 PM Apr 21st
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I'm finally ready to say it: I'ma let you finish, but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the greatest album of all time.
9:16 AM Apr 20th
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My turns were off because the pianist was playing The Thieving Magpie and I was thinking about gang rape. Thanks Kubrick.
9:02 AM Apr 20th
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What's more entertaining than watching Silence of the Lambs? Watching your friend who doesn't like horror films watch it for the first time.
8:57 AM Apr 20th
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Asked the guy who just climbed five flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with a neighbor.
4:57 PM Apr 19th
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Do you think I could get away with using a wheelchair and Access-A-Ride to save my body for the stage? Walking's hard.
4:56 PM Apr 19th
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- Name Devin Alberda
- Location Brooklyn, New York
- Bio The views expressed are those of the tweeter and do not represent the views and opinions of NYCB.
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