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dalberda

  1. Some people think you shouldn't eat jelly donuts before Theme, but I think… Oh Bondage, Up Yours! 1, 2, 3, 4! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @iamdrewjacoby aw shucks, thanks Drew. You're gonna make me blush. :) 3:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamdrewjacoby
  3. I like to take pictures of myself. instagr.am/p/LBqvjvwsbz/ 3:40 PM May 24th via Instagram
  4. Have I squandered my talents today? The answer's probably going to be yes for the rest of the week. 2:22 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Watched Suzanne Farrell's Titania again @ the NYPL today: "Get the fuck off my finger, dove, I have to go win ballet." 11:17 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "Central Park bike rentals! Come on guy, it's a chick magnet!" "Do you have any dude magnets?" 9:17 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Really Obama? Ugh. Now I have to move to a polyamorous commune. 2:39 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Just remembered that it's Cinco de Mayo. Carry on drunkards! 8:45 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The people yelling outside my window are 2:30 drunk. Slow down peeps. 8:43 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. She said, "Are you guys dancers? You look exactly like I picture dancers looking." She meant, "You guys are really skinny and have gay-face" 3:47 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I didn't check with anyone, but I'm pretty sure the male corps does drag makeup for Kammermusik No. 2? Beat that face bitches. 3:42 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Hannibal Lecter has really good epaulement. 12:33 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I'm finally ready to say it: I'ma let you finish, but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the greatest album of all time. 9:16 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. My turns were off because the pianist was playing The Thieving Magpie and I was thinking about gang rape. Thanks Kubrick. 9:02 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. What's more entertaining than watching Silence of the Lambs? Watching your friend who doesn't like horror films watch it for the first time. 8:57 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Asked the guy who just climbed five flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with a neighbor. 4:57 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Do you think I could get away with using a wheelchair and Access-A-Ride to save my body for the stage? Walking's hard. 4:56 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Devin Alberda
  • Location Brooklyn, New York
  • Bio The views expressed are those of the tweeter and do not represent the views and opinions of NYCB.
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