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  1. @mmmkikikannibal HAHAH!! aww you got cwaught dwessed as rikku in front of a FF poster? I can imagine you sayin "OH FUCK NO NO NO WHY" AHAHA
  2. http://twitpic.com/v0rrg - Genuine vanilla face. Wawawewah.
  3. I laughed so hard tonight that a kidney nearly spewed outta my mouth. Being perverted runs in my family I shit you not. lordy lord. haha..
  4. @mmmkikikannibal Ima bake a demon koti cake thats not fully cooked in the middle..I'll drown it in Fabio's "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!"
  5. I'm not going to say this again, fucktards. I have NO FACEBOOK. NO BEBO. NO MYSPACE. Only Twitter and Stickam. Thank you.
  6. http://twitpic.com/uqqn9 - I get stir-crazy in the break room.(Old photo)
  7. http://twitpic.com/uqlpg - I look x5 less scary without my bangs. (Old photo taken in St. Augustine)
  8. My taxidermist stuffed my dead grandpa body for free cuz I am a loyal customer :) zippitydoodah. He looks spectacular in the living room.
  9. I think my coffee is too strong...UUEERGGHHH!!! that's me nearly barfing..just in case you couldn't comprehend that onomatopoeia.
  10. Someone said Dakota is a stripper name. Really? I dance like an old geezer with a hip malfunction..not a middle-aged woman tryin to pay rent
  11. I am going to BEAT the fucker who keeps turnin off the heat in this house. I KNOW which senile shithead is doing this. Step off my turf.
  12. @mmmkikikannibal its called pacing myself. PACING.
  13. @mmmkikikannibal fuh you man
  14. Someone said I look like Devon Aoki cause I have a stick thin body and a face like a ball of mochi...HAHAHA!!
  15. http://twitpic.com/ths2j - My eyes are glass. Technically im blind.
  16. Japanese go hard. You stick 1 needle in your eye if you break a promise in America..when you break a promise in Japan you swallow a thousand
  17. To be honest..I dont give a shit how nice someone is. I'm not in the mood today for this so called "flattery".
  18. I had a TERRIBLE allergic reaction today...tons of blood vessels in my face broke. It looks like I have bloody freckles...Lucky...so lucky..
  19. http://twitpic.com/su9wy -
  20. http://twitpic.com/st81v - Theres something creepy about this photo