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@mmmkikikannibal HAHAH!! aww you got cwaught dwessed as rikku in front of a FF poster? I can imagine you sayin "OH FUCK NO NO NO WHY" AHAHAabout 12 hours agofrom web
I laughed so hard tonight that a kidney nearly spewed outta my mouth. Being perverted runs in my family I shit you not. lordy lord. haha..9:56 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
@mmmkikikannibal Ima bake a demon koti cake thats not fully cooked in the middle..I'll drown it in Fabio's "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!"9:26 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
I'm not going to say this again, fucktards. I have NO FACEBOOK. NO BEBO. NO MYSPACE. Only Twitter and Stickam. Thank you.7:24 AM Dec 23rdfrom web
My taxidermist stuffed my dead grandpa body for free cuz I am a loyal customer :) zippitydoodah. He looks spectacular in the living room.1:08 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
I think my coffee is too strong...UUEERGGHHH!!! that's me nearly barfing..just in case you couldn't comprehend that onomatopoeia.11:50 AM Dec 22ndfrom web
Someone said Dakota is a stripper name. Really? I dance like an old geezer with a hip malfunction..not a middle-aged woman tryin to pay rent9:33 AM Dec 21stfrom web
I am going to BEAT the fucker who keeps turnin off the heat in this house. I KNOW which senile shithead is doing this. Step off my turf.2:40 PM Dec 19thfrom web
Japanese go hard. You stick 1 needle in your eye if you break a promise in America..when you break a promise in Japan you swallow a thousand6:34 PM Dec 12thfrom web
To be honest..I dont give a shit how nice someone is. I'm not in the mood today for this so called "flattery".9:11 PM Dec 9thfrom web
I had a TERRIBLE allergic reaction today...tons of blood vessels in my face broke. It looks like I have bloody freckles...Lucky...so lucky..9:00 PM Dec 9thfrom web
BioMy name is Quincey BUTTERCUPZ. I am 27 years old despite my looks. I am very rude and disgusting. Refrain from speaking to me if you don't like my way of life.