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  1. My human fell asleep while studying. I solved the problem by farting on her. The smell woke her up. I deserve a diploma for being so smart. 6:32 PM Dec 6th from web
  2. My uncle Chad is staying with us. I'm praying he leaves food out because he doesn't know any better. 7:34 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  3. I found a list of pug breeders on my human's desk. I wonder if I'm getting a sibling. I'm gonna be pissed is she gets a boy. I hate cooties. 11:32 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  4. I'm faking a limp. My human is showering me with love instead of yelling at me for eating garbage. 8:43 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  5. My human is smothering me in snuggles. I suspect she's using me for heat. Bitch. 10:24 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  6. You know what's fun? Walking back and forth on the hardwood floor while my human tries to concentrate. 11:31 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  7. My human fed me a hot dog instead of going to the store for food, making today the best day EVER. Finally her laziness pays off! 2:58 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. @babsybaby My Thanksgiving was one long nap. I had turkey dog food for breakfast, but no pie. Still pissy about that. How was your day? 9:18 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to babsybaby
  9. @Maliboogal Yes please. I heart snuggles. 11:30 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Maliboogal
  10. Things I am thankful for: the freedom to fart, a yard to run around in and a human who tolerates and loves the fuck out of me. Happy turkey! 11:29 AM Nov 26th from web
  11. @Maliboogal I wuv him! 6:45 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to Maliboogal
  12. Snoop Dogg is my boyfriend. 5:39 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. I've spent the majority of my day trying to figure out how to open the refrigerator. It's not going as well as I had hoped. 5:05 PM Nov 21st from web
  14. Puggy wants treats. Or else. 8:31 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  15. My human is going to regret giving me that rawhide bone right before bed. At least my farts will keep us both warm on this chilly night. 9:32 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  16. Does this blanket make my butt look fat? http://yfrog.com/0u5juj 3:31 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  17. @thefurrykids So is my human! She was so busy trying to figure out how I accomplished such a feat that she didn't yell at me. I win!! 11:09 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to thefurrykids
  18. @babsybaby I do that too. It's the coffee grounds I ate that really pissed her (and my tummy!) off. It was a giant mess. 10:54 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to babsybaby
  19. Proof that pugs are smart: I snuck a jar of peanut butter out of the kitchen, through the door door and into the yard. See also: ACTING OUT 10:53 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  20. I got into the kitchen garbage. I couldn't help myself! Now my human won't even look at me. I hate pissing her off, but garbage is so good. 6:49 PM Nov 13th from web