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  1. My human fell asleep while studying. I solved the problem by farting on her. The smell woke her up. I deserve a diploma for being so smart.
  2. My uncle Chad is staying with us. I'm praying he leaves food out because he doesn't know any better.
  3. I found a list of pug breeders on my human's desk. I wonder if I'm getting a sibling. I'm gonna be pissed is she gets a boy. I hate cooties.
  4. I'm faking a limp. My human is showering me with love instead of yelling at me for eating garbage.
  5. My human is smothering me in snuggles. I suspect she's using me for heat. Bitch.
  6. You know what's fun? Walking back and forth on the hardwood floor while my human tries to concentrate.
  7. My human fed me a hot dog instead of going to the store for food, making today the best day EVER. Finally her laziness pays off!
  8. @babsybaby My Thanksgiving was one long nap. I had turkey dog food for breakfast, but no pie. Still pissy about that. How was your day?
  9. @Maliboogal Yes please. I heart snuggles.
  10. Things I am thankful for: the freedom to fart, a yard to run around in and a human who tolerates and loves the fuck out of me. Happy turkey!
  11. @Maliboogal I wuv him!
  12. Snoop Dogg is my boyfriend.
  13. I've spent the majority of my day trying to figure out how to open the refrigerator. It's not going as well as I had hoped.
  14. Puggy wants treats. Or else.
  15. My human is going to regret giving me that rawhide bone right before bed. At least my farts will keep us both warm on this chilly night.
  16. Does this blanket make my butt look fat? http://yfrog.com/0u5juj
  17. @thefurrykids So is my human! She was so busy trying to figure out how I accomplished such a feat that she didn't yell at me. I win!!
  18. @babsybaby I do that too. It's the coffee grounds I ate that really pissed her (and my tummy!) off. It was a giant mess.
  19. Proof that pugs are smart: I snuck a jar of peanut butter out of the kitchen, through the door door and into the yard. See also: ACTING OUT
  20. I got into the kitchen garbage. I couldn't help myself! Now my human won't even look at me. I hate pissing her off, but garbage is so good.