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daisythepug

  1. Daisy passed on today, proving that all dog farts go to heaven. The bitch & her tweets will be surely be missed. RIP sweet girl - 1997-2011. 6:13 PM Apr 15th, 2011 via web
  2. My human is worried because I won't eat. If I spoke people I'd tell her I'm on a hunger strike until she gives Asshole Puppy away. 7:48 PM Apr 14th, 2011 via web
  3. Asshole Puppy ate my puke. I'd be grossed out, but I'm very busy feeling superior. 10:01 PM Apr 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Asshole Puppy swiped my food bowl and is playing with it in the yard. I'd kick her bitch ass, but I'm going to take a nap instead. 2:20 PM Apr 2nd, 2011 via web
  5. @emyface my human squealed when she opened that link. Soooooo cute! 4:54 PM Mar 25th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to eocnnor
  6. Smoking a fatty in bed. What? Isn't that what all aging lesbian pugs do? yfrog.com/gz8lxypj 8:23 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I've lived with Asshole Puppy for 223.5 days. Not that I'm counting or anything. #diewhorepuppydie 8:26 PM Mar 17th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Today I ate an empty box of granola bars. Not because I wanted to, but so Asshole Puppy couldn't. #sacrifice yfrog.com/h4b3elhj 8:06 PM Mar 14th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Flitryss My human said Asshole Puppy can play this weekend though I may kill her before then. That whore stole my treats. 4:43 PM Mar 10th, 2011 via web
  10. Today has been incredibly busy. I napped and then peed on Asshole Puppy's blanket, bed and toys. Fake incontinence for the win! 4:42 PM Mar 10th, 2011 via web
  11. My human, the vegetarian, bought and fed me meat. She obviously loves me way more than that stupid puppy. #IWIN #IWIN!! #FUCKYOUPUPPY 9:33 PM Mar 8th, 2011 via web
  12. @emyface OMG I neeeeeeeed those slippers! Guess we know what my human will be doing today. 6:54 AM Mar 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to eocnnor
  13. @Flitryss my human said she fucking hearts you. And I'm just happy I'll finally meet your fur babies. 8:51 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I want alone time to snuggle my human but asshole puppy won't stay away. Hate her like I hate cats. 8:25 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I lost three pounds last week. My human said this is a bad thing, but I think she's just jealous. 7:58 AM Mar 6th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @flahute not good, but my human isn't ready to say goodbye yet. She's trying to spend all her free time snuggling me but her tears annoy me. 6:47 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flahute
  17. Goddamn puppy managed to steal my bed and drag it outside. I hate her so much right now! #selfishwhoredog 6:01 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. My brilliant auntie @cottonsox did a photo shoot with me. I love her and love that asshole puppy didn't get diva treatment. Just me! 12:30 PM Feb 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I bit asshole puppy's ear and made her bleed. That is my happy place. 7:05 PM Feb 15th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Trying to sleep & asshole puppy is chewing apart my bed. That's it, she's going to get it.. when I'm done napping. http://yfrog.com/h0h2cdqj 8:55 PM Feb 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone