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My human needs doggie safe bug spray. Any pet owners out there have recommendations? I'd rather eat the bugs, but human says I can't.6:53 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
I ate two crickets and one spider for dinner. I am a bug killing machine!5:28 PM Oct 27thfrom Tweetie
My human gave me a bath. Paybacks, like me, are a bitch. The minute she falls asleep tonight I will make her pay. Retribution will be mine!3:05 PM Oct 25thfrom web
I ate used dental floss out of the bathroom garbage. DO NOT tell @sarahbellum. She's already mad at me for the farting on her bed.9:54 PM Oct 19thfrom web
Does anyone want to adopt me when my human goes to hell? DM if interested.12:22 PM Oct 19thfrom Tweetie