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  1. I looooooove Carmen! http://yfrog.com/5eyeusj
  2. My human was three hours late coming home. I'm ignoring her as punishment. When she pulls out treats I'll forgive her.
  3. My human took me for a car ride. Today is the best day EVER!
  4. Happy birthday to my beloved human @sarahbellum AND her birthday twin @TwentyFour!
  5. @PetParentAuthor There have been a lot of spiders and crickets in the house. Human wants to spray around the house.
  6. My human needs doggie safe bug spray. Any pet owners out there have recommendations? I'd rather eat the bugs, but human says I can't.
  7. I ate two crickets and one spider for dinner. I am a bug killing machine!
  8. My human gave me a bath. Paybacks, like me, are a bitch. The minute she falls asleep tonight I will make her pay. Retribution will be mine!
  9. I'm very busy today plotting a way to win the heart of @chadspain7 away from @enchanting.
  10. Pug farts are the new black.
  11. @babsybaby Oh good. I was getting worried I wasn't loved.
  12. I ate used dental floss out of the bathroom garbage. DO NOT tell @sarahbellum. She's already mad at me for the farting on her bed.
  13. Does anyone want to adopt me when my human goes to hell? DM if interested.
  14. I miss @enchanting! I have been checking the guest room every hour, but she's gone. Pff.. I guess I'll snuggle my human instead.
  15. @LogicalLibby do you have treats that make me fart? If so I'm there.
  16. OMG! The human has landed. OMG! Can't wait for Sarah snuggles.
  17. I double, triple heart @enchanting! She's taking such good care of me while my human is at the hooker convention. #bwe09
  18. I miss my human. #bwe09
  19. Get this: my human says I'm not allowed to eat cheese. WHAT THE HELL? That's just not right.
  20. Rolling around on the floor with my Hello Kitty doll. Pretty much this is the best night of my life.