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They say everything happens for a reason and in this case, I'm pretty sure the reason is to justify drinking heavily from now until 2010.4:56 PM Dec 21stfrom web
Upon further review, after that speculum experience at my gynecologist appt., I guess I don't want to have sex with a robot after all...5:32 PM Dec 17thfrom TweetDeck
At least the refs in this niners/Seattle game have made it perfectly clear whom they want to win this game. Also: FUCK THEM.1:34 PM Dec 6thfrom txt
Dear SF Twitter people, Where's the best place in SF to watch (away) 49ers games besides home? Sound is a must. Food wld be nice. Thanks!8:51 PM Dec 5thfrom Twitterrific
Told The Boy I have a sore throat & he promised to coat his dick with chloraseptic. Not sure why he wants to numb my ass though...12:46 PM Dec 4thfrom web
Who else is celebrating World AIDS Day by poking holes in all of the condoms at Walgreens? Also, who knew Walgreens even SOLD condoms?3:41 PM Dec 1stfrom web