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daisy

  1. @HouseofGlib @edotwoods HOW WILL I CHOOSE?
  2. @edotwoods @HouseofGlib That's too bad. Looking down on people is my FAVORITE.
  3. @HouseofGlib @edotwoods Wait. Are we talking about the music I listen to or the guys I sleep with?
  4. @edotwoods @marisasaystweet @HouseofGlib Healthy in that when people disagree with me, I cover my ears and go LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
  5. @anildash I would rather die than show people which songs/artists to I listen to the most. I'm impressed with your bravery.
  6. @HouseofGlib @edotwoods YEAH WHAT HE SAID. (But seriously - you don't love it? I'm so confused.)
  7. @edotwoods @anildash I think you mean "THANK YOU, daisy."
  8. Every time I listen to "Call Me Maybe," I get really sad that @anildash isn't a fan. So, you know, like twelve or thirteen times a day.
  9. @minusfortynine You don't like how Lamby is posed? But he's so adorable!!!!
  10. I was going to fire my housekeeper for putting the toilet paper roll on backwards, but then I saw how she posed Lamby. twitter.com/daisy/status/2…
  11. *in knowing. And on that note, I'm going back to bed for the day.
  12. My favorite part about making a mistake is the comfort is knowing just how many people will be there to immediately point it out.
  13. Just added "try not to punch anyone in the face" to my To-Do list for today, so basically it's A REALLY GOOD THING I WORK FROM HOME.
  14. Thank God for my MFA in Creative Writing Facebook group. Without it I might not feel totally inferior and unaccomplished on a daily basis!
  15. I hate when @drewber isn't online for me to live commentate my readings of his blog posts.
  16. @AndrewCrow OMG. With the vest with the red and white trim and the matching jacket?! Play date?!!!!!!
  17. My Cabbage Patch Kid had tennis whites and a white plastic racquet which I think pretty much says it all.
  18. I just yelled @SFGate in the comments for not putting a spoiler alert on their "50 Shades of Grey" article. So now I have to kill myself.
  19. I like to think I have high self-esteem, but unfortunately, the fact that I watch The Bachelorette seems to prove otherwise.