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  1. "Cake is better than bacon, cake is better than everything." -Declan Johnson 5:49 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  2. Poo on you #att, make crappy AT&T home internet faster and I will. instagr.am/p/LJXBtUqWTn/ 3:07 PM May 27th via Instagram
  3. "Mom, all the tooth fairly left me was $5.00!" -Ian Johnson :( 5:52 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  4. "Eewww, Ian, your feet smell like salad!" -Declan Johnson 8:19 AM May 5th via TweetDeck
  5. "Mom, I wanted to be naked in the parade!" - Declan Johnson 2:00 PM Apr 28th via TweetDeck
  6. Declan #shaving instagr.am/p/IrljrNqWUc/ 7:34 AM Mar 27th via Instagram
  7. Ian's new Darth Maul with his metal legs #darthmaul #starwars #darth #maul #clonewars instagr.am/p/ISlfr4qWTy/ 2:38 PM Mar 17th via Instagram
  8. "Dad, just go to target.com slash shirts." -Ian Johnson 8:35 AM Mar 9th via TweetDeck
  9. "you wanna rip one, dad?" -Ian Johnson 3:32 PM Feb 29th via TweetDeck
  10. Ian's Qui-Gon Jinn. #starwars #quigon instagr.am/p/HE9ZAHKWRj/ 11:01 AM Feb 16th via Instagram
  11. Ian's Darth Maul. #darthmaul #starwars instagr.am/p/HE9MQAKWRg/ 10:59 AM Feb 16th via Instagram
  12. So is Anakin Skywalker's midi-chlorian count less since he lost all his limbs? #starwars #darthvader #amputee 6:49 AM Feb 15th via web
  13. "Declan, stand right there and see if this hits you." -Ian Johnson 3:49 PM Feb 14th via TweetDeck
  14. "take off your shirt if you want to be stronger." -Ian Johnson 1:47 PM Feb 11th via TweetDeck
  15. "Ian, pee fight?" -Declan Johnson 5:23 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. "Declan, turn off the water!" "Ian, I'm not done shaving!" 8:00 AM Jan 2nd via TweetDeck
  17. "It's easy to build a wall, if you dig a hole." - Dain Johnson 6:07 PM Dec 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  18. "Dad, I got underwear like you!" (shows me whoopee cushion from stocking) -Declan Johnson 4:16 AM Dec 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  19. "Can you make me hot tea ... and make it sweet ... and make it cold." -Ian Johnson 5:10 AM Dec 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  20. "I only want 2 things for Christmas, a gun, and another gun." -Declan (to grandma) 4:08 PM Dec 9th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  • Name dain Johnson
  • Location Atlanta
  • Web http://www.dainbo...
  • Bio Ian Johnson - 6 years old. Declan Johnson - 3 years old
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