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The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance. - Sue Townsend12:15 PM Sep 14th, 2010via API
I have long held the notion that if a vet can't catch his patient there's noting much to worry about. - James Herriot11:15 AM Sep 14th, 2010via API
The Queen's wave: like the unscrewing of a chutney jar. - Sarah Kennedy Show, Radio 210:15 AM Sep 14th, 2010via API
He was a womaniser - as opposed to a women who does this, who is not a maniser, but a right old slapper. - Jo Brand6:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Recreations: cinema, science fiction, thinking while gardening, natural history. - Ken Livingstone, Who's Who5:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Did you hear Fred West's house is up for sale? What a horrible place that would be to live in Gloucester. - Frank Skinner4:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. - Winston Churchill2:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
This scarlet woman. Was she scarlet all over, or was it just that her face was red? - P.G. Wodehouse1:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style. - Quentin Crisp12:15 PM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses. - Lord Beaverbrook11:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Leon Uris10:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
I'm not into all that bondage stuff. Tying people up is such a palaver. - Boy George9:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
There are hardly two things more peculiarly English than Welsh rarebit and Irish stew. - G.K. Chesterton8:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
The age of the Common Man has taken over a nation which owes its existence to uncommon men. - Noel Coward7:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both. - Dr Johnson to James Boswell6:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first. - Peter Ustinov5:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament. - A.P. Herbert4:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
Nothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso. - Hugh Mills3:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
I've got my figure back after giving birth. Sad, I'd hoped to get somebody else's. - Caroline Quentin2:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API
My dear, there's nothing so ordinary as to try to be extraordinary. - Noel Coward1:15 AM Sep 1st, 2010via API