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  1. Am swigging office-provided cranberry juice instead. It's just not the same without the heavy splash(es) of vodka. 3:03 PM Sep 17th from web
  2. Every city should follow New Orleans' lead and allow take-out alcoholic beverages. Maragaritas three floors below me & I'm stuck at my desk. 3:02 PM Sep 17th from web
  3. @superfantastic I do love me some hot dogs. And the occasional fretum is nice, too. 4:54 PM Sep 14th from web in reply to superfantastic
  4. @Sundry I will never, ever be able to rid my brain of that expression. 4:01 PM Sep 14th from web in reply to Sundry
  5. Turns out "crapulous" *is* a word, but it doesn't mean what you think it does. http://bit.ly/3RZwmn 5:59 AM Sep 14th from web
  6. Our relationship was like "Groundhog Day." The same things over and over and over again. Unlike Bill Murray, we never got any better at it. 6:48 PM Sep 13th from web
  7. (Yes, I could use a bit more excitement on Saturday nights. I don't see you lining the boys up for me.) 4:44 PM Sep 12th from web
  8. She just said, "You betcha." I am not making this up. 4:43 PM Sep 12th from web
  9. I keep seeing people on reality TV who sound Fargo-esque. Twice now they've been people from near my Wisconsin hometown. 4:35 PM Sep 12th from web
  10. Lucky for Comcast, football starts in 14 minutes, so I'm likely to decide in their favor. Today anyway. 5:17 PM Sep 10th from web
  11. First cable bill arrived today; spent the last 25 minutes arguing over a $4.95 charge. Beginning to wonder if 203975 channels is worth it. 5:15 PM Sep 10th from web
  12. Exact same thing happened on last trip. WTF? 4:44 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web
  13. My legs hate Europe. Or they hate that I'm back. Either way, they're a bumpy, itchy, red mess. 4:42 PM Sep 3rd from mobile web
  14. Because I don't need anyone knowing that I left my hotel room and started the wrong way down the hall every. single. morning. 4:54 PM Sep 1st from mobile web
  15. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? Right? 4:44 PM Sep 1st from mobile web
  16. SuperShuttle driver insists upon leaving turn signal on for miles at a time. I'm inside the vehicle, so the cursing can't be out loud. 12:47 PM Aug 23rd from mobile web
  17. Gold star to the first one of you who thought, "Score! Buy new shoes in Europe!" 12:19 PM Aug 23rd from mobile web
  18. ONE PAIR of shoes for a week in Europe! What's a girl to do? 12:18 PM Aug 23rd from mobile web
  19. On my way to the airport. Wearing my comfy sandals. Realizing I forgot to pack the cute sandals. 12:17 PM Aug 23rd from mobile web
  20. @superfantastic Hey, mine too! Other people find vacation to be panic-inducing, too, right? 7:09 PM Aug 21st from web in reply to superfantastic
  • Name Daily Tragedies
  • Location Washington, DC
  • Bio Pinko commie liberal conservative Southern belle.
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