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  1. Moving the cable box from one side of the entertainment center to the other has angered the @Comcast gods. I want my HGTV!
  2. Cleaned the refrigerator today, now it's sparkling clean. It's a little disturbing how happy this makes me. #whyyesIam80
  3. I am really tired of needy people.
  4. Flight home from Cali borked. Nothing that $200 and a beer can't fix.
  5. Annual fall tradition: cursing the fact that I haven't washed nylons since spring.
  6. In cab, hearing "Glycerine" on the radio. Having HS flashbacks, only I never wore a suit back then.
  7. @soundedfury Envy! Um, of the Avett Bros. show, not the being pregnant.
  8. @kellydeal I'll just pretend that's not true.
  9. Neighbors probably think I'm taping a porno in here with all of the audible sighs, moaning and groaning.
  10. Finished Army Ten Miler & happy with my time. Now stretching and rolling myself around on top of a tennis ball.
  11. Comcast's ad suggests I enroll in EcoBill, "so we can cut down less trees." One more reason for me to hate them.
  12. Realized tonight that if I didnt want kids, I'd have already given up on men. propogation of the species, ftw!
  13. I'm reserving judgment. Yes, that act is killing me.
  14. Buskers at my Metro stop this morning: violin and electric guitar. Playing "Message in a Bottle." Thursday, you're gonna be great!
  15. So confused. Hear Brett Favre's name from commentators. Look up and there are no green jerseys anywhere on the field. This is NOT RIGHT.
  16. Dear Packers, Win today or I will be out of the football pool for the rest of the season & also will hate you forever. DO NOT LOSE, OK? Thx!
  17. @Sundry Woot! You are awesome.
  18. Is anybody else weirded out by the fact that ESPN is using DMB as its theme music for college football this season?
  19. @sparklypia It was my Dad doing the singing, but ditto.
  20. @TheDelicateFlwr We are having the same day. Are you avoiding the office kitchen because there are knives and it might be too tempting?