dailytragedies
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I have cracked the surviving-the-holidays code: 3 people, 4 bottles of wine. Trust me, math is our friend.
about 7 hours ago
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@ sent me home with approximately 20486 pieces of pumpkin cheesecake. Mmm, breakfast.
6:10 AM Nov 27th
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I'm holding out for sheer gluttony tomorrow. Naturally, TWO people brought donuts to the office today. Bitches.
9:39 AM Nov 25th
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Really, I'm more likely to be a professional cricket player. Sure, I've never played cricket in my life, but at least there ARE RULES.
5:04 AM Nov 24th
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I am a "hard work = results" kind of person. Which makes love the stupidest thing in which I could possibly engage.
5:02 AM Nov 24th
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Thirty is not the new twenty. Well, not after a hard night of drinking, anyway.
7:25 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Syrup on sausage is also delicious. Apparently I have a lot of repenting to do.
2:59 PM Nov 23rd
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Tis the most expensive time of the year... One gift for somebody else, one gift for me, one for someone else, one for me...
2:58 PM Nov 23rd
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I like fog. Just one more reason I'm destined to move to SF one of these years. Even though I kinda don't want to.
6:49 AM Nov 19th
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Moving the cable box from one side of the entertainment center to the other has angered the @ gods. I want my HGTV!
5:40 PM Nov 8th
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Cleaned the refrigerator today, now it's sparkling clean. It's a little disturbing how happy this makes me.
3:56 PM Nov 7th
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I am really tired of needy people.
12:03 PM Nov 2nd
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Flight home from Cali borked. Nothing that $200 and a beer can't fix.
7:39 PM Nov 1st
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Annual fall tradition: cursing the fact that I haven't washed nylons since spring.
7:53 AM Oct 25th
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In cab, hearing "Glycerine" on the radio. Having HS flashbacks, only I never wore a suit back then.
12:26 PM Oct 22nd
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@ Envy! Um, of the Avett Bros. show, not the being pregnant.
5:40 AM Oct 22nd
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@ I'll just pretend that's not true.
11:06 AM Oct 4th
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Neighbors probably think I'm taping a porno in here with all of the audible sighs, moaning and groaning.
10:55 AM Oct 4th
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Finished Army Ten Miler & happy with my time. Now stretching and rolling myself around on top of a tennis ball.
10:54 AM Oct 4th
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Comcast's ad suggests I enroll in EcoBill, "so we can cut down less trees." One more reason for me to hate them.
5:48 PM Sep 27th
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- Name Daily Tragedies
- Location Washington, DC
- Bio Pinko commie liberal conservative Southern belle.
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