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@TheAvasmommy There's an imprint of my desk on my forehead! 3:57 PM May 22nd via HootSuite in reply to TheAvasmommy
@TheAvasmommy Instead of giving me a number, I had a client send me a screen shot of the one they wanted so I had to search for it that way. 2:45 PM May 22nd via web in reply to TheAvasmommy
There are 41,950 photos of tulips on iStock. Wanna ask me how I know? 1:11 PM May 22nd via web
Oh. My. GAWD. What the hell did I get myself into now? tinyurl.com/cqoxdfs 1:42 PM May 21st via web
Al Gore has a new girlfriend? That just seems so weird to me. 11:19 AM May 18th via web
@WoodenHorsePub Are these layoffs or just regular turnover? 4:55 PM May 10th via web in reply to WoodenHorsePub
@TheAvasmommy Good to know. I'll search for that tonight! 4:47 PM May 10th via web in reply to TheAvasmommy
I'm thinking about getting a Nikon Cool Pix (L810). Anyone have one or know someone who has one? Opinions please. #nikon 4:40 PM May 10th via web
@TheAvasmommy Really?? What station? Is it on WE or something? 4:36 PM May 10th via web in reply to TheAvasmommy
@TheAvasmommy I hadn't looked at it that way! (I used to LOVE that show.) 4:28 PM May 10th via web in reply to TheAvasmommy
I just tucked my dress into my underwear. NOW I remember why I don't wear dresses or skirts anymore. 4:17 PM May 10th via web
I keep dipping my toes into the Google+ waters but I pull them out quickly. I know I should be more involved, but I still don't get it. 3:50 PM May 10th via web
@WaltzInExile There's safety in numbers! 12:43 PM May 10th via web in reply to WaltzInExile
Patience is a virtue. It just isn't one of mine. tinyurl.com/7tp4cdc #yogalessons 11:24 AM May 10th via web
@Issascrazyworld Good idea! 5:43 PM May 8th via web in reply to Issascrazyworld
@Issascrazyworld Stupid Shit You Never Knew, sponsored by The Daily Snark. 5:40 PM May 8th via web in reply to Issascrazyworld
@Issascrazyworld That was my initial reaction, too. But I guess back in the day, he started a paper/gossip column. Like TMZ of the 1700s. 5:37 PM May 8th via web in reply to Issascrazyworld
Overheard in my office: "We can blame Benjamin Franklin for the Kardashians." 5:34 PM May 8th via web
I have completely broken free of my uniform of jeans and a T-shirt today. I'm wearing CORAL jeans and a T-shirt. Freaking myself out. 11:20 AM May 8th via web
You know you're old when you see The Fonz doing commercials for reverse mortgages. 8:14 AM May 8th via Twitter for iPad

Name Mo
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Bio I'm surly and snarky. I love yoga, martinis and wine, watch too much reality TV, and I'm sure that if the F word didn't exist, I'd be rendered mute.