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daiconrad

  1. This is my 6,664th tweet. What kind of evil thing should I reserve for number 6,666? Suggestions? 6:20 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  2. I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking for my pants back. 4:56 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  3. Warning to all Twitter users: MILF does NOT stand for "mother I'd like to follow", as it turns out. If only someone had told me that. 4:00 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  4. "He had a face only a MILF could love, and often did." 3:55 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  5. Did you just call me a mother-upper? RT @chrislhayes: Happy Mothers' Day, #uppers 3:26 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  6. @Genius_Holmes @ItsDI_Lestrade In China, a woman gives birth to a baby every two seconds. We must find this woman, and stop her. 3:12 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to Genius_Holmes
  7. @BeccaPiano Quite so. 1:53 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to BeccaPiano
  8. @abitterfiglet Actually, it was, "I see London, I see China..." 12:25 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android in reply to abitterfiglet
  9. @BeccaPiano "You can put your tea cup back in your saucer now, John." (Or words to that effect.) 11:45 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to BeccaPiano
  10. I AM SHER LOCKED. Oh, damn, @steven_moffat is the man! #Sherlock cc @TheWhipHand 11:33 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  11. @dogboner Unfollowed. Also, die. 6:22 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to dogboner
  12. Writing a deterministic 64-bit prime test & finding good Rabin-Miller witnesses is a pain. 6:18 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  13. Et à tous mes followers francophones, je vous remercie bcp. :) 12:34 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android