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  1. probably '23' by jimmy eat world #choon about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @27bslash6 please please tell me this is real about 15 hours ago from Echofon in reply to 27bslash6
  3. just woke up from the worst dream--I was getting mauled by a couger. metaphor? about 16 hours ago from Echofon
  4. doing all my communications on my phone has definitely worn thin. I'd say the honeymoon is officially over 10:34 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  5. "...um hello, ikea? yeah, building this desk with your instructions is going to give me a fucking aneurysm" http://twitpic.com/qu7ke 8:39 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  6. if ikea expects me to put this wreck together, is it safe for me to assume I've been passed along massive savings? http://twitpic.com/qtuax 6:59 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  7. so I should get somebody else to do this for me? http://twitpic.com/qtrm0 6:40 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  8. ..."well have at it, bitch," it seems to say 10:41 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  9. as if wandering the scandinavian bowels of the ikea warehouse wasn't bad enough, the prize for your struggles is a box, and a pile of wood 10:40 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  10. @shaundavid that's because onerepublic didn't release anything in time for consideration 7:34 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to shaundavid
  11. beautiful and sunny on my way into the office, step outside for an evening break, and there's three inches of snow on the ground. holy hell 6:56 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. a suit on every mormon, and a taco cart on every corner: this is the salt lake city dream 9:53 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  13. ...it's pancakes and sausage for dinner for chrissakes! of course it's perfect! 6:27 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  14. "does it look perfect?" she asks. what the fuck kind of an idiotic question is that? http://twitpic.com/qg6jq 6:25 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  15. both can suck it in piles, but I'd say that moving in still feels better than moving out 6:11 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  16. finally escaped the hostal. even if today's a total bust, it's already better 9:00 AM Nov 21st from Echofon
  17. got caught in a smoking tailwind on the way home. storm front's coming in--shit's looking apocalyptic 10:45 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  18. @Amauriel then who the crap was it?? 8:18 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Amauriel
  19. @Amauriel totally right about tosh.0. so hilarious 7:58 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Amauriel
  20. RT @thegayblades: Papyrus Font is the At Home Spray Tan of the design world. Please stop using it. Please???? 7:57 PM Nov 20th from web