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daftpunkenstein

Snow White #swag @heyyitscait @Koonsterrr about 7 hours ago via txt
#duhpenay is running dry. Need some better footage though. This shit is too dark. about 17 hours ago via web
Waking up without an alarm = the best feeling ever. about 17 hours ago via txt
Speaking in twitter-isms >>>> 7:41 PM Jun 1st via txt
Full to the brim with my rhyming adventures. Waiting till Monday to hit that keyboard and/or pen for another go. 1:42 PM Jun 1st via web
PortableShua I'm not committing a crime till they start photoshopping mug shots 1:39 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by daftpunkenstein and 93 others
StephenAtHome It's hot out there. Time to use the old A.C. A.C. is the name of my servant who I pay to bite an ice cube and blow a cold air on me. 12:12 PM May 30th via SocialOomph Retweeted by daftpunkenstein and 1721 others
Just killed my dad in an argument #stamp 12:09 PM Jun 1st via web
AHS Class of 2012 Class Clown! Along with @LTurner25! What's good!??!?! 7:28 AM Jun 1st via web
2nd grade kid in my peer tutoring just said, "See ya on Broadway." Almost cried. 7:02 AM Jun 1st via txt
Hittin' the sack at 10 o'clock. #feelsgood 6:58 PM May 31st via txt
Websites seriously need to understand that changing something "to make it easier" actually makes the shit harder! 6:31 PM May 31st via txt
When will the people who think they're really cool realize that they really aren't? 6:26 PM May 31st via txt
Spittin' hot fire like I was a dragon 6:17 PM May 31st via txt
8 ball is incredibly racist. You're a white supremacist ball killing all of the other colored balls, saving the black one for last. 6:49 AM May 31st via web
@MrBenEdward I love you too baby cakes <3 6:45 AM May 31st via web in reply to MrBenEdward
Earl Sweathirt's verse on "Oldie" >>>>>>>>>>> #killedit 6:18 AM May 31st via web
So fucking drained. 3:07 AM May 31st via txt
Sitting in D-lunch with @Koonsterrr! SO FUN!!! 9:11 AM May 30th via web
Hey. Mr. Bennett. Shut the fuck up. 4:41 AM May 30th via txt