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  1. remember that clock that @tyleroakley got me for secret santa? my dad hung it up in my parents house
  2. OMG http://manbabies.com/popular
  3. bumper sticker in front of me says god bless deer tick. whaaaaaaa?
  4. you know you go to work early when you're walking to get lunch and none of the stores are open in the mall yet
  5. best video ever pls http://bit.ly/DjIpp
  6. bumble blast slurpee? really 7eleven? the last thing i want to eat is a bumble bee
  7. top ten things that kumpy got hit by... a car
  8. i hate allergies. i look like a crazy homeless man on meth thats been running the streets mugging people
  9. i let a girl cross the street in front of my car and she flashed me a peace sign. i loved it.
  10. bridge opening during rush hour? reeeaaaallllllyy?
  11. new young love album tomorrow! im gonna poo myself i can't wait
  12. even after i added annotations I am still getting comments on my video and profile that people still think im in high school realllyyy?
  13. omg we open today. its over! my life returns to normal!
  14. dear jersey why cant i pump my own gas love steven
  15. have not made a video in forever but i have a music video idea I MUST MAKE IT!!!
  16. what should my top ten be? i cant think of anything 1 2 3 GO!
  17. ehh im gonna film another day I FOUND MUSIC
  18. sometimes when people go to juke boxes i want scream THIS SONGS THE WORST! HOW COULD YOU
  19. lots of icy presents for me on my car this morning! i used a cd case to scrape it off
  20. digi pet for 50cents each at kbtoys YES PLZ