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daftapeth

  1. @snapdragon1958 zipzip! about 22 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to snapdragon1958
  2. Hmmm, I seem to have turned into a unicorn! twitpic.com/9rvp4k about 23 hours ago via Plume for Android
  3. Hi @peeweeherman we are watching your Big Adventure again as my lad thinks it's the greatest film ever :D about 24 hours ago via Plume for Android
  4. Big old Jubilee event at work :D twitpic.com/9rk5sx 3:44 AM Jun 1st via Plume for Android
  5. RT @iamtheboy I'M THE FREAKIN' KING, BABY! twitpic.com/9riiad 11:49 PM May 31st via Plume for Android
  6. @BottyB I'm here all the week... Try the fish. 11:48 PM May 31st via Plume for Android in reply to BottyB
  7. @BottyB My money is on Vick's Jubilee Nasal Spray... 11:46 PM May 31st via Plume for Android in reply to BottyB
  8. RT @ArenaFlowers RETWEET THIS MESSAGE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 2 FRONT ROW TICKETS TO THE SIGNING OF THE MAGNA CARTA. 11:54 AM May 31st via Plume for Android
  9. RT @daftapeth The missus & The Boy have made a crown for school tomorrow :D - now with 100% more photo! twitpic.com/9rdqw6 11:33 AM May 31st via Plume for Android
  10. The missus & The Boy have made a crown for school tomorrow :D 11:31 AM May 31st via Plume for Android
  11. @FuschiaBegonia must be Summer - @pollybs better watch out ;) 11:52 PM May 30th via Plume for Android in reply to FuschiaBegonia
  12. @FuschiaBegonia s'true! You can spot them easily - they are the days I don't tweet ;) 11:49 PM May 30th via Plume for Android in reply to FuschiaBegonia
  13. @FuschiaBegonia Hmmm, but from a purely grional point of view, she too is bloody gorgeous. I'm feeling shallow & naughty today ;D 11:44 PM May 30th via Plume for Android in reply to FuschiaBegonia
  14. Louise Minchin is bloody gorgeous, there I've said it. 10:12 PM May 30th via Plume for Android
  15. After several weeks of waking full of vim & vigor, I now find my mornings a yawnfest... Need moar zzzzzzzzzzz! 11:03 PM May 29th via Plume for Android
  16. @BottyB he's planning sommat... 10:52 PM May 29th via Plume for Android in reply to BottyB
  17. Ok... Twitter stream out of control again. I'm gojng to have to unfollow some folks. Sorry and all that. 11:59 PM May 28th via Plume for Android
  18. @smuttysteff I know, but it really fucks me off. Gah. *goes off to put head in the fridge for a bit* 11:09 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to smuttysteff
  19. @BottyB By the way *stabs a blackbird* is going to be my new euphemism for a lady fiddling with her secret taint :D 11:08 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to BottyB
  20. @smuttysteff Anyone cooking or eating gold should be forced to spend 6 months in a UN refugee camp. Eating gold is beyond evil. 11:04 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to smuttysteff
  • Name Daft Apeth
  • Location Lancashire, UK
  • Bio I'm looking at you! Yes, you! Naughty! Off the settee!
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