Get short, timely messages from Matthew O'Leary.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @dafotology.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow dafotology to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

dafotology

@CoreyHutchins Is this @MilkElk / Honeywell thing getting any sort of coverage in Columbia? about 22 hours ago via web in reply to CoreyHutchins
@MikeElk You really should file charges. People aren't talking about this event. Even in Scott's district (mine). about 22 hours ago via web
@DerpyGrooves Thanks for following! 5:41 AM May 30th via web
@BScotchSundae JOIN ME 5:43 AM May 25th via web in reply to BScotchSundae
@BScotchSundae Why hello there, Butterscotch! 3:05 PM May 24th via web
@JimDeMint I don't think that word means what you think it does. 9:19 PM May 9th via web in reply to JimDeMint
@CHETHAZE And if you're unrepentant about it, why'd you delete the tweet? Let your asshole flag fly! 3:00 PM May 9th via web
@CHETHAZE You are an asshole who people only give a shit about because your dad is Forrest Gump. Choose not to get offended, please. 2:57 PM May 9th via web
Just took a quick look at the #askmichelle hashtag tweets. Lot of terrible people out there. 7:28 AM May 9th via web
@girlphilosopher Loved your piece, btw. 3:59 PM May 7th via web
mobfd Bookgum: @dafotology on A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. mobfd.biz/2012/05/07/boo… 3:45 PM May 7th via TweetDeck Retweeted by dafotology
@dismynightmare Thank you very much! I might have to give P90X a shot...when I have money. 3:50 PM May 7th via web
@dismynightmare left a comment on your new post. Curious as to your answer? 11:00 AM May 7th via web
JennyJohnsonHi5 Why are y'all still awake? Nobody wants to fuck or talk to you. Stop tweeting. Go to sleep. 12:02 AM May 6th via Echofon Retweeted by dafotology and 211 others
@Chris_Trash Enjoying how this Eggers thing is shaping up so far. I love being a contrarian, but being pretentious about it. 11:32 PM May 5th via web
@ElectAllenWest Communists!!! 11:55 AM Apr 30th via web in reply to ElectAllenWest
Burma's Iron Lady: a portrait of a freedom fighter shar.es/23Qqr via @sharethis 5:10 PM Apr 28th via Tweet Button
@Chris_Trash I thought I missed Bookgum for Heartbreaking Work... I guess I got cut? 9:31 PM Apr 26th via web
@zacharylittle "I have a very successful tumblr. So yes." 3:00 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to zacharylittle
@BradOFarrell Wait...so you're saying that because you didn't start the potato meme, its not that bad because the Internet sucks? 1:47 PM Apr 26th via web